"I feel like the Titanic has struck an iceberg, and the crew is being asked to put on a play while bailing water."
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other categories found with "music": weirdness (18), language (15), sadness (13), computers (9), stupidity (9)
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[edit] added: 2 December 2014
(21:11:05) firespeaker: you guys are so much better at git than me :-P
(21:11:22) firespeaker: I'm a dinosaur, from back in the days of cvs
(21:11:33) sushain: that reminds me of a kesha song
[edit] added: 27 June 2013
(18:31:03) jimregan: well, if you own bagpipes, why *wouldn't* you add pyro?
[edit] added: 15 March 2013
Sam: "I'm going to sing a Mongolian song."
[Sam clears throat]
Niko: "That's actually the name of the song."
[edit] added: 19 February 2013
"Theremin ensemble? That sounds like the definition of Hell."
[edit] added: 2 July 2012
you remember what i am talking about? i thought that the song was about michael jackson, but they were just using the future tense ;)
[edit] added: 7 February 2012
"Now, you know what would make this sound African, is you put those pumpkin seeds in that basket thingy."
[edit] added: 22 February 2012
(2011-10-14 16:41:03) Christopher: In Yoshkar-Ola there are ethnofuturist young people who record pop music CDs and put on stage productions in Mari, but I don't think their efforts reach the villages they came from.
(2011-10-14 16:41:30) Christopher: Essentially they are a small elite who live in a bubble while their language is dying across the republic.
[edit] added: 22 February 2012
"There's only three themes in Bluegrass anyway: death, bad love, and for some reason retail."
[edit] added: 7 February 2010
"Мне нравится эта песня потому-что старая. Она моя бабушка."
[edit] added: 26 January 2010
Чулуун: "Okay, so the second group will just be two lines behind the entire song. Does that make sense?"
[everyone nods]
Чулуун: "Okay, so, first group? Second group?"
[pause while everyone looks around]
Багш: "Баатар!"
[edit] added: 22 October 2008
(00:57:37) Hannah: i don't understand why people can't pay me to cook and listen to music.
[edit] added: 9 March 2008
(03:02:05) Sarah: How the fuck do I ignore a woman who now calls me ABBA because she's convinced that TikTak is secretly ABBA?
[edit] added: 22 February 2008
[band plays rock song]
Natalie: "It's really talking to my heart."
Katy: "The beer?"
[edit] added: 22 February 2008
Nick: "Actually [ˈgæɹəʤ] is a whole genre of music."
all: "You mean [gɻ̩ˈɑʒ]."
Nick: "It's quite different actually."
[edit] added: 17 February 2008
(04:38:57) Jóhann: youd like this song :P
(04:39:03) Jóhann: kazakh weird music is the genre
[edit] added: 30 January 2008
"Can you imagine knowing a language and not wanting to hear music in that language, however bad it is?"
[edit] added: 13 January 2008
(13:54:40) [me]: the music videos are kind of Turkish too
(13:56:52) Michael: are they vaguely thuggish and/or have beautiful women prancing around in revealing outfits and silly visuals?
(13:57:05) [me]: only the silly visuals
(13:57:19) Michael: yeah, turks are into that
(13:57:25) [me]: one has a bunch of girls getting rained on
(13:57:33) Michael: just randomly?
(13:57:37) [me]: mm, no
(13:57:47) Michael: what a concept.
(13:58:00) Michael: so... you guys are just gonna sing like, you know, your concerts right. .
(13:58:45) Michael: and then, right in the middle, bam! rain.. no umbrellas, either.. then.. uh.. that was my only id ea
[edit] added: 6 February 2008
(23:23:16) Sarah: My brain is going in circles right now. Thesis ---> Cleaning ---> Teaching ---> Thesis ---> Repeat
(23:24:22) Sarah: Oh, and throw music popping in randomly.
(23:25:04) Sarah: I'm silly to the point of serenading cans of hair mousse.
(23:27:24) Sarah: What's sad is I'm not joking.
(23:30:47) Sarah: I serenade and dance with the cats too.
(23:33:54) Sarah: Is it bad that this is what keeps me sane?
[edit] added: 4 December 2007
"It [the bottle of vodka] is not a microphone. Drink."
[edit] added: 26 November 2007
(01:08:08) Sarah: I say that I have a halo and they tell me it doesn't count if it's super-glued on.
[edit] added: 25 November 2007
(15:59:40) Rianna: I sat alone in the dark one night ... I found a preacher who spoke of the light -- he'd show me the way according to him, in return for my personal check. I flipped my channel back to CNN and lit another cigarette.
(16:00:15) Rianna: i dunno, that's most sane thing ever said on a country music station
[edit] added: 23 July 2007
"Somehow I think the soda market is more fluid than the music industry."
[edit] added: 11 July 2007
(01:33:38) Jade Solitude: You know you spend too much time on Wikipedia when you look for the "mark this edit as minor" button when editing ID3 tags . . .
[edit] added: 30 April 2007
(00:21:10) kesuari: am i meant to think something of it ?
(00:21:17) [me]: well, yes :-P
(00:21:33) [me]: as an australian listening to an American-made folk song about Australia :-P
(00:21:59) kesuari: it’s just an american doing what americans do. like when they go off and call us "arsies"...
(00:22:08) kesuari: we forgive you, but we don’t encourage you :)
[edit] added: 18 April 2007
Shyngys: "This is the first time I'm showing up late to this class, so it's okay."
Jonathan: "Yeah, but it was because of music."
Shyngys: "But it was Kazakh music, so it was worth it."
[edit] added: 19 February 2007
Anara: "There's naked girls in these music videos."
[everyone continues playing poker, but half watches for a while]
Jonathan W: "So she's not naked yet."
Anara: "It's Alsu."
Jonathan W: "Oh, she's Tatar. She'll never get naked."
Jonathan C: "That's my experience. Unless you start dropping the blue chips." [tosses in a blue chip, worth the highest value: 100]
[edit] added: 11 February 2007
Brenda: "That's the Chinese word for pig: ‘Jū’."
Stefan: "Yeah, where do you think the word ‘Jew’ comes from?"
[edit] added: 23 January 2007
"Breton music is like Irish dance music with Iranian instruments."
[edit] added: 11 November 2006
[song plays: The Hollies - Stop Stop Stop]
Rianna: "Whoa."
Jonathan: "Do you recognise this?"
Rianna: "I recognise when someone is on drugs and writing music."
[edit] added: 27 May 2006
"Do a little evil, do a little monkey, get down tonight."
[edit] added: 29 May 2006
Sharon: "So now there's this book on Iraqi Arabic with MP3s."
Noah: "I'm sure the army's all over that."
[edit] added: 1 May 2006
"I got cold, instead of hot. I asked for a little whipped cream—and got a lot."
[edit] added: 21 April 2006
"This Birthright haggadah has less hebrew and songs, and more ‘Come to Israel.’"
[edit] added: 20 April 2006
00:35:10 [sn withheld]: Listening to Blümchen on a crowded bus is like having pink toenails.
[edit] added: 24 March 2006
Shoshana: "You know what this sounds like?"
Josh: "Yanni on crack?"
[edit] added: 22 March 2006
03:43:49 [me]: you wanna hear something funny? Moxy Früvous
03:44:04 [me]: they rhyme whopper and copper
03:44:10 [me]: oh
03:44:12 [me]: those do rhyme
[edit] added: 9 March 2006
15:28:38 qatharsis: Züritüütsch is not so common in the music business. Bärndütsch lends itself better to singing. It's more vowelly.
[edit] added: 26 February 2006
18:05:22 [Tristan]: "songs about diachronic OT phonology"? you're mad.
[edit] added: 16 August 2005
"This should be a warning to all the groups out there—don't write inane lyrics when you're young, because when you're older you'll be performing them on PBS and you'll look like a fool."
[edit] added: 3 August 2005
[23:16] Laura C: NO WAY!
[23:16] Laura C: that's DRUMS!
[23:16] Laura C: I thought that's what spanish sounded like!
[23:16] Laura C: I must be taking the wrong class.
[edit] added: 12 July 2005
me [01:31]: check check check check it out
me [01:31]: find out what what what it's all about
Aaron B [01:32]: if you never do that again, it would be ok
me [01:32]: okay, I promise
me [01:32]: we coo now?
Aaron B [01:33]: yeah
me [01:33]: dat be chill mah homester
Aaron B [01:33]: uh
Aaron B [01:33]: we not chill no more
[edit] added: 4 July 2005
"What kind of listen do you guys music to?"
[edit] added: 10 April 2005
"Are the cops still in the courtyard? That sounds like it could be a song."
[edit] added: 25 January 2005
"I really don't understand people who like opera, and I mean like Klingon opera and Wagner. And yes, I equate those two."
[edit] added: 22 January 2005
(00:37:21) Оберон: Judging by Anna's reaction, my interpretive "Farm in the Dell" dance won't seem nearly so artistic at !(about to fall asleep) o'clock.
(00:39:50) [me]: isn't it "farmer in the dell"?
(00:40:28) Оберон: fomgers...typing...cheese stands alone.
[edit] added: 20 December 2004
"I'm so glad I'm not a doctor, because if I was a doctor and had to deal with people with throat issues today, I'd tell them to open their mouths and say `Numa numa yey'."
[edit] added: 7 December 2004
oberon: [whistles beginning of The Good, The Bad, The Ugly theme]
Jon: [walking away, completes the theme with "wahn wahn wahn"]
[edit] added: 17 November 2004
[edit] added: 15 October 2004
oberon: "The cheese is in the fridge, the cheese is the fridge, hi-ho the dairy-o, Illegal Audio-MPEG-Header 0x54414750 at offset 0x1e0800"
Jonathan: "... Uhm.."
oberon: "What? You don't know that verse?"
[edit] added: 3 October 2004
(18:49:47) Qatharsis: One of your weirdo Frenches.
(18:49:52) [me]: rofl
(18:49:54) [me]: *mine*?
(18:50:05) Qatharsis: You keep digging them up.
[edit] added: 1 October 2004
"They blasted Dragostea Din Tei on all the Israeli busses. I thought to myself, `No wonder the palestinians want to blow those things up.'"
[edit] added: 18 September 2004
Jonathan: "Hm, something messed up."
oberon: "Because you don't own files."
Jonathan: "No, it's the Monkees."
oberon: "Yes, Jon, it's the monkeys."
Jonathan: "The Monkees aren't working. Root owns the Monkees."
[oberon starts ignoring me]
[edit] added: 4 July 2005
"I think they would fall down on their asses laughing if Jay-Z came out in traditional Kazakh garb and started keepin’ it real with his dombra."
[edit] added: 3 May 2004
(18:20:28) Оберон: I'd never miss free, easily accessible food
(18:20:35) Оберон: Though I'm afraid dinner may consist largely of tainted cow
(18:22:01) Оберон: ...which would make a much better band name than entree
[edit] added: 12 April 2004
"Who has bestiality porn on—Oh, wait, that's a saxophone."
[edit] added: 29 March 2004
(04:37:43) Оберон: let's play a game of "did the thing the darwinports guy claimed would fix the bug actually fix the bug?"
(04:37:47) Оберон: you want to play too?
(04:37:50) Оберон: You can follow along.
(04:38:13) Оберон: So far, it looks highly suspcious
(04:38:27) Оберон: unless pango traditionally installs in under 10 seconds and doesn't depend on libfreetype
(04:38:36) Оберон: What do you think, Jim?
(04:38:41) Оберон: Well Bob, I've never seen Pango do *that* before.
(04:38:49) Оберон: But gtk2 is still configuring. Let''s watch.
(04:39:19) Оберон: A new error!
(04:39:21) Оберон: Yippee!
(04:40:02) Оберон: let's play "uninstall, clean, and re-install freetype and pango by hand!"
(04:40:03) Оберон: yay!!
(04:40:14) Оберон: do a little dance, shit on the carpet, get down tonight!
(04:40:30) Оберон: Seriously
(04:40:34) Оберон: Some day I'm gonna hunt down these people
(04:40:35) Оберон: in their homes
(04:40:36) Оберон: and walk in
(04:40:39) Оберон: and shit on their carpet
(04:40:41) Оберон: and then I'll point at it
(04:40:48) Оберон: and yell at them
(04:40:59) Оберон: "That's what your software does to me!"
[edit] added: 23 March 2004
"Money makes the world go 'round. In a most delightful way."
[edit] added: 22 March 2004
"Flash of 'feine in the night. Another song you didn't know was in 6-4."
[edit] added: 22 March 2004
"You didn't know that song was in 6-4, did you? You say pətejɾəw; I say pətejɾəw and pətɑɾəw. You say təmejɾəw; I say təmejɾəw and təmɑɾəw."
[edit] added: 29 February 2004
(04:52:12) [me]: Plastic Cup
(04:52:22) Amanda: sounds like an emo band
[edit] added: 29 January 2004
(07:50:56) Оберон: Anyway, I was just trying it with the C400 mod
(07:51:04) Оберон: which sets the arrow scroll speed to a constant 400
(07:51:13) Оберон: except, thanks to a slight bug, it's 400*xmusic
(07:51:22) Оберон: so on the last song I was dealing with 600bpm arrows the whole way through
(08:00:12) [me]: why only 600bpm?
(08:00:25) Оберон: 1.5 * 400 = 600?
(08:00:31) [me]: oh
(08:00:48) [me]: not 400 * 300bpm
(08:00:54) Оберон: *blink*
(08:00:54) Оберон: no
(08:01:00) Оберон: that would be 400xmusic on max 300
(08:01:04) [me]: that's how I parsed what you said
(08:01:05) Оберон: which is of course completely unplayable
(08:01:20) [me]: it'd be gone before you could hit an arrow, that's for sure
(08:01:24) Оберон: the song would be over in about a quarter of a second!
(08:01:33) Оберон: I can make a song like that
(08:01:36) Оберон: it's called "beep"
(08:01:39) Оберон: it sounds like this:
(08:01:40) Оберон: beep
(08:01:46) Оберон: The steps are this:
(08:01:51) Оберон: XXXX
[edit] added: 22 December 2003
"Yeah, those are all Carla Bruni, mais I... but I..."
[edit] added: 4 February 2004
"No, Dan. No naked air guitar."
[edit] added: 30 November 2003
(23:47:02) [me]: why do I have the DDR version of Oops I did it again stuck in my head?
(23:50:47) Оберон: Because you have sinned.
(23:50:48) Оберон: Duh.
[edit] added: 26 November 2003
[Rongrong implies that Jonathan needs to leave.]
Jackie: "A.k.a. 'get the fuck off my computer'."
Rongrong: "A.k.a.? Who's that?"
[Jonathan starts to add quote so far using Rongrong's computer]
Rongrong: "What kind of music you don't like? Britney Spears?"
[edit] added: 6 November 2003
(03:32:19) [me]: heh. Norwegian is a funny language
(03:32:28) Оберон: lol, yes.
(03:32:33) Оберон: thanks for pointing that out
(03:32:35) Оберон: or something
(03:33:16) [me]: ack, too much Norwegian. Need Silly Wizard
(03:33:45) Оберон: lol
(03:34:44) [me]: mmm, Macedonian
(03:34:52) Оберон: lol
(03:35:23) Оберон: at first, "(03:34) [jonathan]: mmm, Macedonian" looks like a random quote
(03:35:28) Оберон: but with some creative editing we have:
(03:35:42) Оберон:
(03:33) [jonathan]: I like the taste of European flesh
(03:34) [jonathan]: mmm, Macedonian
[edit] added: 5 November 2003
"Put your left truck in. Take your left truck out. Hey, dipshit, come on!"
[edit] added: 18 September 2003
(02:48:11) [me]: the song "ty poterjal" is great. "ty poterjal moi ruki i guby. ty poterjal potomu chto ty glupy"
(02:48:31) оберон(l): you lost my arms and something
(02:48:37) оберон(l): you lost because you're dumb
(02:49:14) [me]: my hands and my lips
(02:49:21) оберон(l): ah
(02:49:32) оберон(l): yes, the two most important parts of a woman *snicker*
(02:49:36) [me]: rofl
(02:49:53) оберон(l): seriously; who comes up with that crap?
(02:50:25) оберон(l): "Oh, but should I live to see another sunrise, even as the sun does bow before your splendor, I would be no richer, for I have bathed in the light of your beauty"
(02:50:28) оберон(l): yadda yadda yadda
(02:50:31) оберон(l): it really does sound like that
(02:50:50) оберон(l): seriously, that's not love
(02:51:00) оберон(l): that's "someone put some bitter crap in my coffee and I think I have the flu"
[edit] added: 13 September 2003
"Your php client has gained sentience and shown a predisposition for Valley of Strathmore."
[edit] added: 8 September 2003
Cem: "I wanna throw this awesome party in my Ziv, with like a mad DJ and strobe lights and everything and we'd have to hand pick who came and have a guest list, and you could hire this huge black guy to be a bouncer for like a hundred dollars for the night and he'd make money off people bribing him to get into the party."
Me: "I'd almost go to that party, just for the DJ and the strobe lights."
Cem: "You'd have to get past the bouncer though."
[edit] added: 8 September 2003
Me: "Mon nom c'est Jonathan, j'ai un nom qui sème la peur."
Mark: "Ce nom-là ne sème rien."
[edit] added: 8 September 2003
Mark: "So how many songs can it play at once?"
Me: "An infinite number, theoretically, but I don't want to test the limits of my server."
Mark: [starts a half dozen songs] "I do."
[edit] added: 15 August 2003
(02:54:22) Jade Solitude: Green's a good colour.
(02:54:39) Jade Solitude: I rather like this song.
(02:54:59) Jade Solitude: I just bought new speaker system, too.,
[edit] added: 30 June 2003
(18:27:51) Jade Solitude: And, by some unholy misfourtunte, I somehow got Avril Lavigne's "Complicated" in the mix.
(18:28:17) Jade Solitude: (I don't know why she was on the Japan Gold Disc Awards compilation, but there she was, amidst all the Japanese artists...)
[edit] added: 28 June 2003
(16:52:55) Qatharsis: Singing in Russian was cool.
[edit] added: 13 June 2003
(15:09:02) Najana: All right, I'm too tired, somebody should carry me to bed instead of letting me terrorize other people's day and night with bad music from Cyprus.
[edit] added: 5 June 2003
(22:38:28) [me]: did you get that song?
(22:38:35) [Kathryn]: yes
(22:39:40) [Kathryn]: shit
(22:39:41) [me]: what do you think?
(22:39:46) [Kathryn]: this is a good song
(22:39:55) [me]: =)
(22:40:33) [Kathryn]: Jesus
(22:40:40) [Kathryn]: you know my taste in men and in music
(22:40:43) [Kathryn]: that's creepy
[edit] added: 13 April 2003
"That's quality. It's like a monkey meets Fred Astaire." or "That's quality. It's like a monkey named Fredistan."
[edit] added: 10 April 2003
"If I sing `We all live in a blue submarine', it's not another song."
[edit] added: unknown
"We don't need no inspiration. We don't need no firewalls."
[edit] added: unknown
(05:52:06) [me]: you sleeping at all?
(05:52:46) [me]: well, whatever, I'm gonna get two hours or so in.. night
(07:51:14) [oberon]: lol
(07:51:14) [me]
(07:51:14) [oberon]: yeah
(07:51:17) [oberon]: I was asleep
(08:35:23) [me]: then you should've put up an away message
(08:35:23) [oberon]
(08:35:36) [me]: no, not for another half an hour!
(13:13:47) [oberon]: wasn't feeling well
(13:13:53) [oberon]: probably from sleep deprivation
(13:14:06) [oberon]: but definitely wasn't going to sit through russian with satan playing the bongos in my head.
(13:45:54) [oberon] logged out.
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(00:15:56) ¡Luz! Je viens du ciel et les étoiles entre elles / ne parlent que de toi...: but I'm smarted than she is :P
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"Hold on, we need to change the equaliser for this one. I think I even have a preset for this one, yeap, called 'Max up DAT bass.'"
[edit] added: unknown
"Blast some MC Solaar up in here or something."
[edit] added: unknown
"I sing about nothing like nobody else."
[edit] added: unknown
"Writing like a lousy heavy metal song is so easy."
[edit] added: unknown
"So, wait, does winamp play oggs?--[loud crashing guitar sound] Whoa, I guess so."