Bus driver: "No one's complimented me today on my bus driver costume."
Guy on bus: "It's very scary, sir."
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Bus driver: "No one's complimented me today on my bus driver costume."
Guy on bus: "It's very scary, sir."
"I think hung over driving, while not as dangerous as drunk driving, is probably at least as non-productive. The other day I sat at stop sign through two songs waiting for it to turn green."
(04:34:55) kesuari: "What the country's political opposition doubts is whether it was an accident at all." well given the way people in kyrgyzstan drive, i doubt *any* crash could be described as an accident
"I think when you hit a human being, that's sub-standard driving."
"I think back in Soviet times, the brake must've been on the steering wheel or something."
"Do not put your baby in front of my car."
"But how will you know how to drive drunk unless you practice?"
"I like that bus—they're all gettin' on him. Oh, rats, they found me!"
Jonathan: "I don't like the 373 bus as much as the 66 bus, because instead of dropping you off a block and a half from the house, it drops you off √50 blocks from the house."
Derek: "Uh, I think that's where my mother lives."
"Sometimes I just want to yell out my window at the drivers."
"Some guys don't have girlfriends."
[People walking in street in dark ahead of us]
"Some guys like pedestrian bowling."
[We drive by them with no incident]
"... No two people are not still screaming."
Jonathan: "You can just go around the curb that way."
oberon: "But I like to go the legal way."
Jonathan: "But the Branvan goes that way."
"Put your left truck in. Take your left truck out. Hey, dipshit, come on!"
Nathan: "Take his keys."
Me: "He's walking home."
Nathan: "Take them anyway; he might drive his house into something."