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top categories: sex (13), inappropriateness (12), sadness (11), stupidity (8), non-p.c.ness (8)

most quoted with: Jonathan North Washington (5), professors (2), Joyce (1), Lara (1), Aladnsane (1)

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[link] heard: 22 April 2016
[edit] added: 23 April 2016

[Jonathan crops anon's picture for his github profile]

[anon]: "What do you think women will think when they see this?"

Jonathan: "I don't think that's what github's for. ... Like, not all of the internet is for that."

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[link] heard: 10 December 2014
[edit] added: 10 December 2014

basically what i should do is, hang out with her and every time she rolls her eyes about someone, demand to meet that person

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[link] heard: 10 May 2012
[edit] added: 10 May 2012

(21:01:22) [anon 1]: and [redacted] is still the biggest dick

(21:01:24) [anon 1]: I've ever worked with

(21:01:41) [anon 2]: I've worked with worse

(21:01:48) [anon 1]: yes

(21:01:56) [anon 1]: but have you worked with worse for essentially $5 an hour?

(21:02:08) [anon 2]: I've worked with worse for free :-P

(21:02:13) [anon 1]: good lawd.

(21:02:18) [anon 2]: plus, I live in America

(21:02:22) [anon 2]: where half the country is dicks

(21:02:23) [anon 1]: OH GOD

(21:02:24) [anon 1]: GOOD POINT

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[link] heard: 26 June 2011
[edit] added: 26 June 2011

(04:18:28) [redacted]: I don't give a shit about spellign

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[link] heard: 31 January 2011
[edit] added: 31 January 2011

"I think hung over driving, while not as dangerous as drunk driving, is probably at least as non-productive. The other day I sat at stop sign through two songs waiting for it to turn green."

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[link] heard: 29 January 2009
[edit] added: 29 January 2009

anon: "So is this worse than the topic you didn't bring up?"

Liv: "Nah."

Jonathan: "Yeah, sex goes fine with food."

Lennea: "And sometimes it makes it better!"

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[link] heard: 23 January 2009
[edit] added: 23 January 2009

(22:16:04) jonathan: though the ty/vy forms are taking over :\

(22:16:40) jonathan: (hint: ty/vy = Russian)

(22:17:29) [anon]: wow

(22:17:36) jonathan: wow?

(22:17:58) [anon]: russians

(22:18:15) jonathan: russians = wow?

(22:19:40) [anon]: yeah.. . they are so sneaky.. conquering by inserting pronouns into other languages.

(22:21:11) [anon]: though i guess that's probably not all that gets inserted... and languages are probably not the only thing that gets err.. penetrated.. umm.. anyway

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[link] heard: 15 April 2008
[edit] added: 15 April 2008

Lara: "Hm, it smells like animals in here."

anonymous: "It's all the Kyrgyz."

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[link] heard: 21 December 2007
[edit] added: 21 December 2007

(15:15:12) [anon1]: no CIA for you. better finish the PhD

(15:15:27) [anon2]: why do you keep denying me the government jobs?

(15:15:35) [anon2]: they must have a pretty interesting file on me already

(15:16:16) [anon1]: on me too i would imagine

(15:16:48) [anon1]: if we ever applied we would fail the background check -- they wouldn't have the energy to complete it! :)

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[link] heard: 1 December 2007
[edit] added: 30 November 2007

(02:48:09) [anon]: if there is one thing turks are good at (or used to be good at) it's incorporating elements into themselves as if they were always there.

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[link] heard: 10 August 2007
[edit] added: 12 August 2007

"Look at those two fireflies: they're flying close together and blinking. They must be mating! One's green and one's red. Oh. Wait, is that an airplane?"

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[link] heard: 20 July 2007
[edit] added: 20 July 2007

"Chomsky would always cut people's feet off so he didn't have to step on their toes."

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[link] heard: 13 July 2007
[edit] added: 13 July 2007

KJ: "Why can't my roommate see he's annoying me and just move out?"

Joyce: "Some people get satisfaction from annoying other people."

KJ: "Well, he's still paying rent."

Jonathan: "Some people pay to annoy other people."

KJ: "But he's poor."

Joyce: "Yeah, it's a luxury to be able to annoy other people."

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[link] heard: 24 April 2007
[edit] added: 24 April 2007

"You celibate whore! Oh, wait…"

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[link] heard: 13 April 2007
[edit] added: 13 April 2007

"But how will you know how to drive drunk unless you practice?"

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[link] heard: 30 March 2007
[edit] added: 31 March 2007

"I don't like to pee—it's just something I have to do a lot."

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[link] heard: 18 March 2007
[edit] added: 18 March 2007

"But in America, there are lots of—how do you call them?—homosexuals."

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[link] heard: 15 March 2007
[edit] added: 15 March 2007

"It was cool, you know? I got intimate with her voice, or something."

phonetics projects bring you close to your informants..
inappropriateness, sadness, relationships, linguistics, sex, papers, phonetics, gradschool
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[link] heard: 13 March 2007
[edit] added: 13 March 2007

"Unfortunately, all my finals [for grading] for [anonymous class] look good so far."

anonymous expects (and hopes for?) very little from her students
sadness, college, linguistics, non-p.c.ness, grades, gradschool
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[link] heard: 8 March 2007
[edit] added: 8 March 2007

anon1: "Whatever, I don't have a problem with a girl being flirty and hitting me if I say something stupid. It's not like she'd actually beat me."

anon2: "Yeah, you'd just stand up and grab her boob."

anon1: "That's so wrong."

anon2: "Tit for tat."

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[link] heard: 30 October 2006
[edit] added: 30 October 2006

"Father winter is groping my inner thighs."

autumn turns cold...
sex, creepiness, inappropriateness
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[link] heard: 27 October 2006
[edit] added: 27 October 2006

"And now that I don't get stoned anymore, I do my dishes every day!"

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[link] heard: 21 October 2006
[edit] added: 21 October 2006

"Women are like the eternal food source. They make things like beverages, and meats."

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[link] heard: 13 September 2006
[edit] added: 12 September 2006

00:52:28 [anon]: you should try to watch a portuguese speak ... seriously. old people are impossible to understand because they are all drool-y and then they don't move their mouths, and you can't understand a word... it sounds like muttering; just a wall of sound

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[link] heard: 26 May 2006
[edit] added: 27 May 2006

"Do a little evil, do a little monkey, get down tonight."

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[link] heard: 8 May 2006
[edit] added: 8 May 2006

[00:59] Ryan: It amuses me to see Jesus fish on cars. I always see sideways vagina.

as reportedly told to (and hence reported by) Aladnsane
freudian, politics, religion, sex, not-heard-myself
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[link] heard: 7 May 2006
[edit] added: 7 May 2006

02:34:54 [sn withheld]: Because Mexico is spoken by like 20% of the population of the US as a first language

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[link] heard: 7 March 2006
[edit] added: 7 March 2006

18:03:03 [anon]: hell, I think I got more action in high school than at brandeis

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[link] heard: 17 April 2005
[edit] added: 4 July 2005

"Who wants to play push, fuck, or marry me?"

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[link] heard: 4 April 2005
[edit] added: 5 April 2005

"The raw act of boy fellating man would not go down well in mainstream America. No pun intended."

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[link] heard: 23 March 2005
[edit] added: 24 March 2005

"I mean, Xena has more sound effects than most asians."

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[link] heard: 7 February 2005
[edit] added: 8 February 2005

"You know, why do all the buildings on campus have people's names on them? They didn't give that money out of the kindness of their heart. They wanted their name on a god-dammed building."

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[link] heard: 1 October 2004
[edit] added: 1 October 2004

"They blasted Dragostea Din Tei on all the Israeli busses. I thought to myself, `No wonder the palestinians want to blow those things up.'"

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[link] heard: 30 September 2004
[edit] added: 30 September 2004

Vickie: "Yes, you can change positions. Refusing to change your positions just means your pig-headed and stubborn and stupid."

Jonathan: "That makes me sad."

[anon]: "Drink up, Jonathan. That's the leader of the `free world'."

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[link] heard: 21 March 2004
[edit] added: 22 March 2004

"I think the PeopleSoft backend is pretty good, but the PeopleSoft frontend sucks big donkey cock."

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[link] heard: 7 March 2004
[edit] added: 7 March 2004

"I don't know if I'm going to keep that calendar open to that page. I woke up in the middle of the night last night and was like 'Holy Fuck! That penguin is going to eat me!' One by one the penguins steal my sanity."

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[link] heard: 13 April 2003
[edit] added: 13 April 2003

David: "If you virus my computer, I'll eat your soul."

Rameez: "How are you going to do that?"

David: "The same way I eat this shit."

as David eats granola.
religion, computers
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[link] heard: unknown
[edit] added: unknown

(01:30:53) Kd5cfx: we bomb the shit out of some country and we call it a justified political maneuver. A couple of our buildings are knocked down and we call it terrorism

(01:31:57) [sn withheld]: It's all fine and good to rag on the Americans, they deserve it, but you have to admit there's a difference between a military attacking a military target and an agency attempting to slaughter as many civilians as possible with one shot

(01:32:33) Kd5cfx: uhm

(01:32:58) Kd5cfx: they "slaughtered" around 3'000 people

(01:33:25) Kd5cfx: we drop bombs on civillian targets all the time

(01:33:34) Kd5cfx: and kill many more than 3'000 people in a shot

(01:33:45) [sn withheld]: right, they slaughtered 3000 noncombattant businessmen/women and children. When do we bomb civilian targets? Find one instnace

(01:33:53) [sn withheld]: say in the last decade

(01:34:05) [sn withheld]: when we have purposely targeted noncombattants

A friend of mine, a relatively well informed and not necessarily very pro-America American, revealing how brainwashed this country has made him. See this page connected to the film Bowling for Columbine for further info on this matter.
patriotism
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[link] heard: unknown
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(22:55:13) [sn withheld]: I have to go drive my car back to jizz lot

A friend, refering to J lot (the far-away lot)
inappropriateness
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[link] heard: unknown
[edit] added: unknown

"Come on, nobody cares about the Ukraine—they just have nuclear melt-downs and become the butt of jokes"

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[link] heard: unknown
[edit] added: unknown

"Ow. That was G-d getting back at me for saying 'stupid asshole Christian'."

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[link] heard: unknown
[edit] added: unknown

[02:54:49] (sn withheld): why is leonardo dicaprio so freaking hot?!

[02:54:55] (sn withheld): i'm so ashamed!

[02:55:10] (sn withheld): this is my deepest, darkest secret

[02:55:20] firespeaker org: not anymore! bwahaha!

name withheld, to preserve the dignity of this person
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