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Nic: "Me & Kristin hung out and watched the movie Sideways. So we got to spend time together."

Jonathan: "Mm. … Sideways?"

Leslie: "[In Central Asia], at least as a girl they don't make you drink."

Chay: "Go to Kyrgyzstan."

"On a scale of 1 to movies that didn't need be remade, that's a Lion King 1½."

"You call it silly string, I call it semen."

"What you need is groupies who are willing to make out with you randomly, and you're set."

"Now I can use the line later, `What, you've never used a whip on your RA?'"

"India's got a billion people; there's gotta be a few bad apples."

"Everything is a euphamism; you can't really say it; you have to do it."

"Spaniards, they are son of the bitch."

"Here, I'll recite a Pushkin poem. Say one and I'll repeat it."

"Don't swallow endings, Scott. Otherwise you'll be getting fat."

"I want my genie to come."

Jonathan: "It's funny; you said you were worrying about American life before you came to America; I worried about Kazakh life before I went to Kazakhstan."

Zaure: "But you have reason to worry about Kazakh life."

"Usually I just huddle up in my room and conjugate things."

"My theory is that she's allergic to joy, so I don't think a boyfriend will do her any good."

"It is as if the great snow tiger of suckiness has raped my sister."

Kevin: "As far as society is concerned, she's set."

Shawn: "Well, yeah, she's got tits and a vagina."

Kevin: "As do a lot of mammals."

"I had a dorky girlfriend once. We had a lot of sex, though–that wasn't so dorky."

girl: "I'm gonna go downtown."

Shawn: "What's that, some kind of slang?"

"What kind of listen do you guys music to?"

Shawn: "He's so gay. He must spend at least 3 hours on his moustache alone in the morning!"

Michaela: "Oh, come on–you know you like girls who do that."

"You are not the only victim of the Russian language."