(15:15:10) Өвгөнхүү: it'll b jank, but desperate times call for duct tape snakes
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other categories found with "ghetto-talk": linguistics (5), gradschool (5), sadness (5), sketchiness (4), language (4)
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[edit] added: 12 July 2009
(19:07:00) kesuari: apparently we don't have extradition treaties with canada or new zealand! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Extradition_law_in_Australia
(19:08:59) kesuari: how can we not with new zealand? they're like our buddies!
(19:09:11) kesuari: maybe we have some other architecture for dealing with extradition between them and us
(19:09:46) kesuari: like we're so happy to extradite that no-one bothers with a treaty, we just say "yo" and they say "have fun"
[edit] added: 15 April 2008
"Where's the rice at? No, the good rice, this is the rice with rocks in it."
[edit] added: 6 September 2007
my father: "Wait, why's it that much cheaper?"
employee at undisclosed fast-foodery: "I gave you the senior discount. ...Not sayin' there're any seniors around here—I just hooked y'all up."
[edit] added: 10 April 2007
me: yeah. I'ma work on my thesis 'til then I guess. gaah
Michael: yes. i told don the other day that i stopped pronouncing it as "thesis" .. or at least in the way suggested by spelling and my prior knowledge of the word
instead i just replace it with a random expletive
anyway. back to the $*
[edit] added: 3 July 2006
17:15:51 [Rianna]: even when i walk down the street, sometime 'ye olde inner monologue' becomes 'ye olde outer monologue'
[edit] added: 31 May 2006
"I wish I knew more places that had less of an element of sketch."
[edit] added: 28 April 2006
"This guy could kick your ass—he's a muscle-bound semanticist."
[edit] added: 8 January 2005
16:02:46 devnullpenguin: they really shoulda called it phonology phest tho
[edit] added: 12 July 2005
me [01:31]: check check check check it out
me [01:31]: find out what what what it's all about
Aaron B [01:32]: if you never do that again, it would be ok
me [01:32]: okay, I promise
me [01:32]: we coo now?
Aaron B [01:33]: yeah
me [01:33]: dat be chill mah homester
Aaron B [01:33]: uh
Aaron B [01:33]: we not chill no more
[edit] added: 4 July 2005
girl: "I'm gonna go downtown."
Shawn: "What's that, some kind of slang?"
[edit] added: 19 April 2005
(04:10:01) [me]: you mind/want your name cited?
(04:10:23) [me]: (by default, I'll say "Examples from personal communication with Christian Thalmann, 19 April, 2005.")
(04:11:17) Qatharsis: Cool. :)
(04:12:05) Qatharsis: Though "Christian 'm4st0r of teh univers' Thalmann" would be more proper. ;)
[edit] added: 25 January 2005
"Crack is rocks, cocaine is powder."
[Vickie pats Matt's head.]
"What?... One's for rich people and one's for poor people. I have to know which one to buy."
[edit] added: 29 September 2004
oberon: "Well, this could be typical, and they'll have sex, or she'll kick him in the balls and it'll be really funny."
Vickie: "It's Sex and the City, what do you think?"
oberon: "This could be the city part."
[edit] added: 10 September 2004
Jonathan: "This sound card should work right and shouldn't."
Matt: "That's because everyone and his mom has messed with it."
Jonathan: "Yeah, you and Nat."
Matt: "Well, I'm everyone and Nat's his mother."
[edit] added: 8 March 2004
"And it looks and says 'All my bretheren are still compressed.'"
[edit] added: 3 November 2003
oberon: " ... What language is that?"
me: "Russian..?"
oberon: "That's some echoy-ass Russian."
[edit] added: 6 May 2003
(22:22:26) VerdanTForesT: ok, time for some histizzorical linguistissizin'
[edit] added: 6 May 2003
"You don't mess with the boop."
[edit] added: 21 April 2003
"Yeah, I tried Matzah once. Someone said it was like couscous and I was like 'I'm down with couscous' and I tried it and was like 'Where's the flavour at?'"
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(22:55:13) [sn withheld]: I have to go drive my car back to jizz lot
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"Where I live? Not in England! ... It's cause they give you a choice, where you live, and they showed a map of England."
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"This is phat. I feel like getting jumped."
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"Hold on, we need to change the equaliser for this one. I think I even have a preset for this one, yeap, called 'Max up DAT bass.'"
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"Blast some MC Solaar up in here or something."
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"'Shoelock, shoelock' -- when me and my friends used to pretend we were black and we didn't know any of the slang, we used to make up our own."
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"If Jehuda Reinhartz called, I'd be like 'Yo, what up Yehoo? I'm good--You good? Yeah, I'm good, we're all good.'"
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"And I was like 'Yo, what happened to all my 2-hour movies?'"