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top categories: food (5), bad-ideas (4), insults (3), weirdness (3), stupidity (3)

most quoted with: Jonathan North Washington (3), my father (1)

(BETA) my mother's quotes have been rated 4 times, with an average rating of 4/5

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[link] heard: 22 December 2012
[edit] added: 22 December 2012

me: "‘Draco’?"

my mother: "Yeah, they've started naming winter storms now."

me: "After what, Harry Potter characters??"

my mother: "Constellations, Latin names of things that might scare us, ..."

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[link] heard: 28 May 2009
[edit] added: 28 May 2009

me: "What happened to that banana?"

my mother: "They missed with the flame thrower they were using to kill the bugs."

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[link] heard: 23 May 2009
[edit] added: 22 May 2009

"Flips like a pancake, lands like a rock—that's your father."

my mother, on my father's sleeping habits
badness, insults, food, science
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[link] heard: 18 August 2008
[edit] added: 23 August 2008

"Do you know what I would've done to have a digging tool that went this deep when I was a kid?"

while watching my father use a hand auger
science, destruction, bad-ideas
[comment] [rate] 4/5


[link] heard: 5 September 2007
[edit] added: 5 September 2007

"You guys had lots of things growing up that other people had never heard of, like broccoli cookies."

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[link] heard: 29 August 2007
[edit] added: 29 August 2007

me: "How can you recall food?"

my mother: "If you don't, it recalls itself."

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[link] heard: 30 December 2006
[edit] added: 9 January 2007

my mother: "Did you put all your candy in a bag?"

me: "Nah, I just took some wrapping paper and put it all in there."

my mother: "But it's not a bag..."

me: "It's taped together though."

my mother: "But I taped it..."

[comment] [rate] 4/5


[link] heard: 16 August 2005
[edit] added: 16 August 2005

"This should be a warning to all the groups out there—don't write inane lyrics when you're young, because when you're older you'll be performing them on PBS and you'll look like a fool."

in response to the Grass Roots performing on PBS
tv, stupidity, wisdom, insults
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[link] heard: 11 August 2003
[edit] added: 19 August 2003

"That ad is a nightmare—I can't imagine quilting toilet-paper for a living."

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[link] heard: 24 May 2003
[edit] added: 2 June 2003

"We're trying, but it isn't that easy—that part of Nova Scotia isn't anywhere."

[comment] [rate] 4/5




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