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David Borenstein
David lived next door sophomore year, and when he wasn't playing tabla or telling us to turn down our music, he was in our room talking about interesting things.

top categories: religion (7), weirdness (6), food (5), inappropriateness (5), politics (5)

most quoted with: Jonathan North Washington (2), Mark McGrath (1), anonymous (1)

(BETA) David Borenstein's quotes have been rated 2 times, with an average rating of 3/5

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[link] heard: 31 March 2006
[edit] added: 31 March 2006

"I should run a seminar: 'I'm ugly and foul-mouthed and I get laid.'"

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[link] heard: 31 March 2006
[edit] added: 31 March 2006

"There's only one thing the internet has been consistently good for."

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[link] heard: 31 March 2006
[edit] added: 31 March 2006

"We'll make you a deal—if there's a lunar eclipse, we'll give you something to eat; if there's not, we eat you."

Boutros Boutros Ghali on Rabbi Akiva
food, fire, ddr, hypocrisy, japanese, conspiracies
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[link] heard: 31 March 2006
[edit] added: 31 March 2006

"So Mohammed said to the mountain, 'Rabbi Akiva—Oh wait, let me get my glasses…'"

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[link] heard: 29 January 2005
[edit] added: 29 January 2005

Jonathan: "Homntashn's good shit."

David: "That's exactly what it is."

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[link] heard: 30 April 2003
[edit] added: 30 April 2003

(21:37:49) Ver D Antforest: he's so creative with his expletives. His Tourette's is like an expletive generating gift from God

Mark, in response to previous quote from David.
analogies
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[link] heard: 13 April 2003
[edit] added: 13 April 2003

"That's quality. It's like a monkey meets Fred Astaire." or "That's quality. It's like a monkey named Fredistan."

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[link] heard: 13 April 2003
[edit] added: 13 April 2003

"You asshole, you can't put crack in a beverage."

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[link] heard: 13 April 2003
[edit] added: 13 April 2003

David: "If you virus my computer, I'll eat your soul."

Rameez: "How are you going to do that?"

David: "The same way I eat this shit."

as David eats granola.
religion, computers
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[link] heard: 11 April 2003
[edit] added: 11 April 2003

"You look like the magic pumpkin or whatever, but blue."

Jonathan, in reference to David in his big blue poncho
weirdness, analogies
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[link] heard: 3 April 2003
[edit] added: 3 April 2003

"They threw me on the ground and told me to offer up my treasure. That was the scariest moment of my life."

in reference to a LARP
non-p.c.ness, freudian, larps
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[link] heard: 28 March 2003
[edit] added: 28 March 2003

"That's the white trash thing to do to chocolate."

talking about sprinkles
food, politics, chocolate
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[link] heard: 27 March 2003
[edit] added: 28 March 2003

"You know those circus freak shows where there are people who can fit inside tennis rackets and shit? It'd be cool if you had like a guy who could fit inside a tennis racket dressed up just like Hitler. And then you have a Mussolini tennish racket guy and another one for Emperor Hirohito. And then you have these giants like eight feet tall with four arms each. And they're all dressed up like Churchill, Stalin, and Roosevelt. And they look like Vishnu. So, you know, you have this Hitler Oompaloompa and this Stalin Vishnu."

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"Broccoli is a tool of the devil. It looks like a green brain."

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"What would the trigger happy twin of Jesus do? That would make a good bracelet."

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"This is one of the most famous incidents in the—Jesus Christ, fucking communist bastards. Shit."

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"Dude, they're going to sodomise you with corn on the cob!"

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"Why do they look so freaky? Does Lowell reverse engineer people's souls?"

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"Hey guys, this just in on the Wouldn't've happened under Gore channel: . . . ."

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"I'm against beating children, but if my kids ever call french fries freedom fries, I'm going to seriously beat them."

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"Not only does it suck, but it sucks in a foreign language."

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"It blows fat-tailed sheeps—purple fat-tailed sheeps!"

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