"I forget if oygn is spelled with an ayin or not."
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other categories found with "puns": language (18), linguistics (17), sadness (9), computers (8), phonetics (6)
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[edit] added: 7 February 2021
"You know what they say—everyone has their own o-pinyin about how to transliterate Chinese."
[edit] added: 28 December 2014
(23:34:45) vigneshv: 140 px :D
(23:34:54) firespeaker: vigneshv: I can think of words longer than that
(23:35:01) firespeaker: I have some 153px words
(23:35:17) sushain: (10:35:00 PM) firespeaker: I have some 153px words <- wait, was that random?
(23:35:30) sushain: or do you actually have a 153px word
(23:35:30) firespeaker: i.e., not a good measure of word-length ;)
(23:35:33) sushain: LOL
(23:35:34) sushain: ok
(23:35:35) vigneshv: ill change
(23:35:40) firespeaker: point made? ;)
[edit] added: 24 February 2014
Brian: "Do you know why circular reasoning is so fun to make fun of?"
Jonathan: "Why?"
Brian: "Because it's fun to make fun of it."
[edit] added: 30 July 2013
"On the bright side—uhh, inverse pun not intended—the sun has set so it won't be as hot out."
[edit] added: 1 May 2013
(00:15:16) alexr: ... but it's looking like -- and this is kind of interesting -- using an HMM is actually slightly worse than always just taking the most-frequent-translation.
(00:16:04) [jonathan]: HMM?
(00:16:08) alexr: hidden markov model.
(00:16:36) [jonathan]: ah
(00:17:14) [jonathan]: hrm
(00:17:17) alexr: No, hmm.
[edit] added: 15 March 2013
(13:11:51) spectie: қ:ғ {а}: ь: {☭}: >: {S}: ы: ь:ь {n}:н ы: __HFST_TWOLC_.#.
(13:12:00) spectie: uh oh, communism in our transducer
(13:17:45) selimcan: Фонологи всех стран, объединяйтесь! :)
[edit] added: 11 January 2013
"No, no Noğays have ever wanted to sleep with me. To my knowledge."
[edit] added: 25 September 2012
CB: "Niko, are you straight on your paper?"
Niko: "Yeah. But that's the only thing I'm straight on."
[edit] added: 6 April 2012
(00:10:10) selimcan: oh, I have to make a small break and grep some coffee
[edit] added: 18 March 2012
(04:14:07) نىكو: cypriot also has no question particle
(04:14:10) jonathan: oh???
(04:14:18) jonathan: (pun not intended)
[edit] added: 1 February 2012
я: "Здесь, когда хотим повернуться нет никакого светофора, а раньше, когда хотели просто побыстрее ехать, полно было. Вот закон подлости!"
Илшат: "Да, вот единственный закон который в России работает."
[edit] added: 4 March 2011
Traci: "So yeah, you should submit to the Online Working Papers!"
Elijah: "You see, that has the word ‘work’ in it..."
Aaron A: "We should rename it ‘Relaxing Papers in Linguistics.’"
[edit] added: 23 February 2011
"I have problems with gender."
[edit] added: 11 December 2010
me: "it's completely predictable"
me: "which isn't what most linguists would expect"
Baatar: "or isnt what they would predict"
[edit] added: 1 November 2010
Baatar: "It says here that the republican candidates were going ‘reverse trick-or-treating’."
me: "What does that mean?"
Baatar: "They call it ‘trick-or-campaigning’. But it should be ‘trick and campaigning’."
[edit] added: 4 October 2010
"I don't think I would've gotten in a car with that guy even if I did know his name. That's probably just because the sketch artists made him look extra sketchy."
"...Which is probably why they call them sketch artists."
[edit] added: 14 April 2010
Тэмүүжин: "‘Дулаахан’ means ‘slow’, right?"
Everyone: "No."
Тэмүүжин: "‘Дулаан’ then?"
... [everyone pauses]
Тэмүүжин: "I'm getting colder, aren't I?"
[edit] added: 25 January 2010
"Yeah, someone's throwing lemon harangue pies at me."
[edit] added: 30 July 2009
(23:26:35) kesuari: "Use boldface for certain forms in Oscan and Umbrian, and to distinguish Gaulish and other forms originally written in the Greek alphabet." i don't suppose you have any idea why?
...
(23:30:58) kesuari: (actually, that's pretty ironic: using bold instead of italics for italic languages like oscan and umbrian)
[edit] added: 20 July 2009
(01:03:16) kesuari: it's very difficult to say "psycholinguistics" differently from "psycho linguistics", and a lot of people think that's an apt description of me/what i do
[edit] added: 5 April 2009
(16:45:11) cassowary: he was being a prick and thought putting a smiley on would make him not a prick
(16:45:19) [me]: yeah
(16:45:22) [me]: people do that a lot
(16:45:27) [me]: I know people who do that irl
(16:45:46) cassowary: what, they say "you're an idiot colon closing bracket"?
[edit] added: 11 March 2009
prof. Kara: "Benjamin, what's regressive assimilation?"
...
prof. Kara: "Well, you could say, when the Chinese borrow from the Tibetans, for example."
[edit] added: 16 December 2008
(17:29:30) Michael T: vowels are always plotting against me.. especially ɯ. you never know what ɯ is thinking.
[edit] added: 23 August 2008
"This is a reminder that all electronic devices must be turned off. This includes Blackberries, strawberries, blueberries, and lemon meringue pies."
[edit] added: 16 August 2008
"I think they're going a little overboard—no pun intended—on this ocean theme."
[edit] added: 24 July 2008
(19:13:28) [me]: yeah, they have a lot of quays in canada
(19:13:39) [Tristan]: probably to keep the americans out
[edit] added: 29 February 2008
(17:14:36) [me]: I wonder if Turkish F-type keyboards are related to Turkish F-type prisons
(17:14:49) kesuari: ? i think the F comes from first letter
(17:14:54) [me]: oh
(17:15:07) [me]: what about the prisons?
(17:15:17) kesuari: they probably don't have any keys
[edit] added: 26 February 2008
(22:39:11) [me]: well, we all know the French are chauvinists. They even invented the word.
[edit] added: 3 January 2008
Jonathan: "Суп жақсы екен."
Қали: "Суп емес—повор жақсы."
[edit] added: 8 December 2007
(15:17:35) [me]: you just have to think like me is all, and then you'll understand things like this :-P
(15:17:46) kesuari: yeah
(15:18:06) kesuari: i, on the other hand, got my thinkingways from a more reputable dealer than you, i think
(15:18:14) kesuari: you probably got yours from a kyrgyz bizarre
[edit] added: 16 October 2007
Баха: "Ты исследователь?"
Jonathan: "Да."
Баха: "Или шпион?"
Jonathan: "Ладно, я шпион."
Баха: "Где ты учился тогда?"
Jonathan: "Назвается ‘Шпионский Институт Америки.’"
Баха: "А! Мы всегда знали!"
Jonathan: "Ты знаешь как сокращается называние этого института? C.I.A.—‘Шпионский Институт Америки.’"
[edit] added: 23 July 2007
"Somehow I think the soda market is more fluid than the music industry."
[edit] added: 6 July 2007
Stefan: "Okay everyone, remember, besh barmaq at my place on Friday."
Michael: "More like yigirme besh barmaq."
[edit] added: 3 July 2007
"I can just see Thomas Jefferson and Ben Franklin sitting down over a glass of Sam Adams."
[edit] added: 26 June 2007
(23:53:48) Derek: That's a really well preserved blade
(23:53:53) Derek: for how old it is
(23:56:13) [me]: it's metal.
(23:57:07) Derek: "it's metal" doesn't cut it
(23:57:12) Derek: because iron rusts
(23:57:18) Derek: and steel rusts really fast
(23:57:27) Derek: ha - doesn't cut it
(23:57:29) Derek: I made a funny
[edit] added: 11 April 2007
Jonathan: "Maybe they just think that */p/ turned to /b/ in Germanic. But it only went half way."
Derek: "Yeah, that's how they got þorn."
[edit] added: 8 March 2007
anon1: "Whatever, I don't have a problem with a girl being flirty and hitting me if I say something stupid. It's not like she'd actually beat me."
anon2: "Yeah, you'd just stand up and grab her boob."
anon1: "That's so wrong."
anon2: "Tit for tat."
[edit] added: 16 November 2006
(03:17:16) [me]: never heard of æ tensing? ;)
(03:17:55) Qatharsis: D'oh, of course. It's the opposite of q crumbling. ;)
[edit] added: 1 September 2006
1c a song? That explains the pricing of Apple hardware---somewhere in their books, they're confusing dollars and cents!
[edit] added: 6 June 2006
"Basically, if you can read a double entendre into it, do it. No pun intended."
[edit] added: 2 June 2006
"Greek and Latin show ablaut as well, but not as strongly as Germanic. No pun intended."
[edit] added: 4 May 2006
Jurgen: "You know, some people say I'm hard—I don't think I'm that hard."
Jonathan: "Well, you're flexible."
classmate: "You're the xantham gum of professors."
Avram: "Flexible, but still with integrity."
[edit] added: 1 May 2006
"French can be said to be ‘oxytonic.’ Not to be confused with ‘Occitan.’"
[edit] added: 1 May 2006
"In French, we'll find out that it underwent two phases of apocope; I had a student once who said, ‘this sounds like the apocalypse.’"
[edit] added: 8 February 2006
05:28:39 [Tristan]: otherwise it'd just be a co-incidence
05:29:16 [me]: what's a coïncidence?
05:29:27 [Tristan]: when two incidences coincide?
05:29:34 [me]: …
[edit] added: 8 August 2005
[02:51] Aaron B : you should get a cool linguistic alias
[02:51] Aaron B: like, you know how weathermen always just "happen" to have a geological reference in their names?
[02:51] Aaron B: around me we have "johnny mountain"
[02:51] Aaron B: and "dallas storm"
[02:51] Aaron B: you can be like...
[02:51] Aaron B: "jon minimality"
[02:52] Aaron B: or like "Al O. Phone"
[02:52] Aaron B: (short for Albert Optimality Phone)
[edit] added: 5 April 2005
"The raw act of boy fellating man would not go down well in mainstream America. No pun intended."
[edit] added: 31 January 2005
"I smell incense. That incensitive bastard."
[edit] added: 12 December 2004
Matt: "Wait, how does nudity get rid of variables?"
oberon: "Because clothes are variable—everyone's always wearing different things."
[edit] added: 26 September 2004
Jonathan: "What's Microsoft encumbered technology?"
oberon: "SOAP. That's why Nat never showers."
Jonathan: "Wait, what? ... Oh."
oberon: "I think chunks of shampoo are owned by Sun."
[edit] added: 23 November 2003
(18:43:06) Mark: There comes a point where you can reduce anything to anything. I mean, reconstructions of reconstructions of reconstructions - they're building a PIE in the sky
[edit] added: 27 August 2003
"Well, Scheme is kinda Tclish."
[edit] added: 24 August 2003
(01:41:03) [me]: my modem doesn't like handshaking
(01:41:18) Kesuari: my cat doesn't either.
[edit] added: 2 May 2003
(18:39:23) Qatharsis: There's a Swiss pen&pencil company called Caran d'Ache.
[edit] added: unknown
(16:39:22) [me]: and also, scratch the "isn't sex" part. it is sex, just not full-blown sex. (pun *NOT* intended)
(16:39:36) Qatharsis: LOL
(16:40:11) Qatharsis: Yeah, such unintended puns *suck*, don't they.
(16:40:21) [me]: hehe
(16:40:48) Qatharsis: You had it coming. ;-)
(16:40:54) [me]: oy