Cem: "I wanna throw this awesome party in my Ziv, with like a mad DJ and strobe lights and everything and we'd have to hand pick who came and have a guest list, and you could hire this huge black guy to be a bouncer for like a hundred dollars for the night and he'd make money off people bribing him to get into the party."
Me: "I'd almost go to that party, just for the DJ and the strobe lights."
Cem: "You'd have to get past the bouncer though."