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most quoted re "sarcasm": Jonathan North Washington (24), Kathryn Harris (13), other (9), Tristan Alexander McLeay (7), RZ (6)

other categories found with "sarcasm": language (9), stupidity (9), hyperbole (8), politics (7), sadness (7)



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[link] heard: 24 July 2012
[edit] added: 24 July 2012
Ain't my job to save languages. Talk to the speakers who don't want to use them any more. It's their fault. *points*
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[link] heard: 27 April 2012
[edit] added: 27 April 2012

(00:09:00) [anon]: spreche kann nicht deitch

(00:09:03) [anon]: deuitch

(00:09:07) [anon]: deutcsch

(00:09:09) [anon]: deutsch

(00:09:10) [anon]: or something

(00:09:13) [me]: those are all dialects

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[link] heard: 14 July 2008
[edit] added: 14 July 2008

[Чоң шамал келгенде]

"Казанды карма!"

Султан аке
sarcasm, hyperbole, weather, silliness
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[link] heard: 18 March 2008
[edit] added: 19 March 2008

мен: "Таңга чейин чай иче алам."

Тралик: "Давай спор!"

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[link] heard: 26 February 2008
[edit] added: 26 February 2008

(17:02:31) [me]: I can't think of anything to make from potatoes

(17:03:34) kesuari: mashed potatoes?

(17:03:43) [me]: nah

(17:04:12) [me]: I mean, soup, mashed potatoes, and omlit (tortilla española) all come to mind

(17:04:18) [me]: but I don't want any of those

...

(17:05:51) [me]: maybe I'll just make that really good curry again

(17:10:05) kesuari: you can also make stamps out of potatoes

(17:10:17) [me]: I was thinking of food

(17:10:23) [me]: not .. other stuff

(17:10:27) [me]: that I have no use for :-P

(17:10:37) kesuari: given you're talking to me, you really should've specified

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[link] heard: 13 February 2008
[edit] added: 13 February 2008

(14:54:07) Michaela: in english school can refer to either a university or an elementary school--as long as it's an educational institution

(14:55:12) [me]: no, in American English

(14:55:29) Michaela: true

(14:55:39) Michaela: but really, i mean, we know who's running the show these days

(14:55:44) Michaela: i'm not ethnocentric, but come on

[comment] [rate] 3/5


[link] heard: 24 December 2007
[edit] added: 24 December 2007

Jonathan: "Well, I mean, if you own land, and the value goes down, that's something you worry about, and you look to the cause."

Mandy: "Yeah, 'cause black people themselves actually make property values go down, just by standing there. Why don't we just shoot them all."

Jonathan: "Well, I'm not disagreeing with you guys—"

everyone: [jaws drop]

Jonathan: "Nono, that's not what I mean!"

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[link] heard: 17 December 2007
[edit] added: 18 December 2007

Jonathan: "Hey, look, the eternal flame's going. That's good to know."

Lara: "Yeah, that's different."

Lara makes fun of me for pointing out the obvious
stupidity, fire, SSSR, sarcasm, obviousness
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[link] heard: 16 December 2007
[edit] added: 16 December 2007

(22:29:20) Michael: she has some best friends from HS that she hasn't told yet 'cause they are really busy

(22:29:37) [me]: but not busy enough to not be on facebook

(22:30:23) Michael: no.

(22:30:29) Michael: who is that busy, honestly :)

(22:30:39) Michael: i was only that busy maybe 2 days this quarter

[comment] [rate] 3/5


[link] heard: 8 December 2007
[edit] added: 8 December 2007

(15:17:35) [me]: you just have to think like me is all, and then you'll understand things like this :-P

(15:17:46) kesuari: yeah

(15:18:06) kesuari: i, on the other hand, got my thinkingways from a more reputable dealer than you, i think

(15:18:14) kesuari: you probably got yours from a kyrgyz bizarre

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[link] heard: 1 December 2007
[edit] added: 1 December 2007

[a woman cuts ahead in line at store to get a dirty, brown, unappetising-looking root vegetable weighed]

guy at head of line to woman: "Это бесплатно, наверно."

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[link] heard: 3 November 2007
[edit] added: 3 November 2007

"And she, like, uses the internet for everything it's meant to be used for—except maybe porn, maybe she doesn't use it for that."

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[link] heard: 5 September 2007
[edit] added: 5 September 2007

"You guys had lots of things growing up that other people had never heard of, like broccoli cookies."

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[link] heard: 20 July 2007
[edit] added: 20 July 2007

[wine keeps causing X to crash]

(03:26:24) [me]: wine sucks

(03:37:21) kesuari: well, at least it's emulating windows well

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[link] heard: 20 June 2007
[edit] added: 20 June 2007

(01:55:22) [me]: and using beamer to do my slides

(01:55:29) kesuari: use powerpoint then :)

(01:55:47) kesuari: *use powerpoint then $\ddot{\smile}$

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[link] heard: 3 April 2007
[edit] added: 3 April 2007

Jonathan: "So I was working on my thesis the other day, and I had to read through all this stuff."

Stefan: "Dude. You're in grad school. You're working on your thesis. And you had to read stuff? No way!"

Jonathan: "No, but like, I have to read through all this stuff to get data from it."

Stefan: ...

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[link] heard: 31 March 2007
[edit] added: 1 April 2007

HS: But how did [G] become [g]? I thought usually the trend is the other way round.

Tristan: There’s no accounting for tastes :)

[comment] [rate] 4/5


[link] heard: 21 March 2007
[edit] added: 21 March 2007

(00:31:27) [me]: btw, safeway's website claims that this one is 24hours

(00:31:32) [me]: is it sketchy to go there at 1am?

(00:31:39) Derek: yes

(00:31:47) Derek: you're probably a crack dealer

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[link] heard: 16 January 2007
[edit] added: 16 January 2007

me: "Huh, if you go to the Jackson School's page, they have this graphic at the top that's a picture of some stream that doesn't look like it's on the UW campus."

Graham [looks at picture]: "Oh yeah, I've seen that place, it's on the other side of Lake Union."

me [reloads page, blinks]: "Hey look, now they have a picture of the Taj Mahal."

Graham: "Yeah, you haven't seen that? It's behind the forestry building."

[comment] [rate] 3/5


[link] heard: 7 June 2006
[edit] added: 7 June 2006

(20:41:33) [Rianna]: uhh...what version of the windows virus are you runinng?

(20:42:01) [Laura]: The latest version of AVG.

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[link] heard: 3 May 2006
[edit] added: 3 May 2006

00:57:59 [aladnsane]: egads! you mean.. WIKIPEDIA MIGHT BE WRONG ABOUT THE SEX LIFE OF A STAR TREK STAR?!?!?!?

00:58:06 [aladnsane]: My faith in the resource is dead.

00:58:24 [aladnsane]: /me hands you a towel to mop up the dripping sarcasm

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[link] heard: 19 April 2005
[edit] added: 19 April 2005

(04:10:01) [me]: you mind/want your name cited?

(04:10:23) [me]: (by default, I'll say "Examples from personal communication with Christian Thalmann, 19 April, 2005.")

(04:11:17) Qatharsis: Cool. :)

(04:12:05) Qatharsis: Though "Christian 'm4st0r of teh univers' Thalmann" would be more proper. ;)

[comment] [rate] 2/5


[link] heard: 18 September 2004
[edit] added: 18 September 2004

(06:27:36) Kesuari: i think i'm planning on going on exchange second semester next year. except that i'll go to the northern hemisphere, so i'll have three first semesters in a row and it will be spooky

(06:30:06) [me]: whereto exactly?

(06:30:31) Kesuari: europe, for preference. and somewhere they speak english, so that rules out the mainland and england.

[comment] [rate] 3/5


[link] heard: 20 February 2004
[edit] added: 20 February 2004

"You see, that's what's wrong with the U.S.—we don't have rebels in the mountains who shoot at planes and no one wants to deal with."

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[link] heard: 14 January 2004
[edit] added: 14 January 2004

(17:51:53) Aarón: that would be an interesting study

(17:51:58) Aarón: how sarcasm is denoted in text

(17:54:20) Aarón: how many weeks are there in the semester?

Aaron loses his mind
language, bad-ideas, insanity, time, sarcasm
[comment] [rate] 3/5


[link] heard: 3 December 2003
[edit] added: 3 December 2003

(21:26:44) Kathryn: i meant logically

(21:26:45) [me]: you mean how that has anything to do with the part before?

(21:26:50) Kathryn: yes

(21:27:17) [me]: that can stay ambiguous. There's some context here that makes it a little clearer. You'll see later

(21:27:30) Kathryn: o...k...

(21:28:25) [me]: I'm not on crack; I promise.

(21:28:37) Kathryn: riiight

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[link] heard: 12 August 2003
[edit] added: 19 August 2003

Person behind register at Lowes: "I hear thunder."

My father, a minute later, sarcastically, and in jest: "Well, the rain has to come from somewhere."

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[link] heard: 19 July 2003
[edit] added: 20 July 2003

(22:53:24) [me]: where does kde keep its icons?

(22:53:45) Kesuari: on my computer in /dev/null

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[link] heard: 5 June 2003
[edit] added: 5 June 2003

(17:12:07) [me]: I have a new haircut too, but it's pretty normal for me. just shorter than most people are used to

(17:13:40) [Sarah]: lol. the jonathan. i think we should market it that way

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[link] heard: 6 May 2003
[edit] added: 6 May 2003

"Yeah, and don't walk in on me in the shower, unless it's Tuesday."

Rameez setting up ground rules with Cem for their living arrangements
sarcasm
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[link] heard: 13 April 2003
[edit] added: 13 April 2003

"What is `innate'? What is `what'?"

making fun of me
sarcasm
[comment] [rate] 3/5


[link] heard: unknown
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"Define democracy, and then shove it up Bush's ass—that's what you should do."

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[link] heard: unknown
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"Ow. That was G-d getting back at me for saying 'stupid asshole Christian'."

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(16:40:37) Luna Camilla: yeah. so i had to see what witticism had sprung from my fingers this time

in reference to the quotes page
irony, quotes
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"What would the trigger happy twin of Jesus do? That would make a good bracelet."

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"Damn nuclear fusion, or fission, or whatever makes the sun shine."

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"She's like that Justice Brandeis guy come back as a Turkish girl!"

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(00:05:32) firespeaker: I wrote some last night

(00:05:44) firespeaker: added to the story I've been writing. also edited it considerably

(00:05:48) ¡Luz! Je viens du ciel et les étoiles entre elles / ne parlent que de toi...: what langue?

(00:06:11) firespeaker: what langue do you think? it's a story that may become an epic...

(00:06:19) firespeaker: It's in Tjelwu of course!

(00:06:23) firespeaker: j/k.. English =P

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[link] heard: unknown
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"Zuxt oys in a verterbux - I'm not responsible for the meaning of German words."

Prof. Kellman, my Yiddish prof
sarcasm, yiddish, patriotism, germanics, multilingualisms
[comment] [rate] 3/5


[link] heard: unknown
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[23:22:18] LunaCamilla: now i'm stupid!

[23:22:34] firespeaker org: I should put that on the quotes page

[23:22:40] LunaCamilla: it's SARCASM

[23:22:43] firespeaker org: I know

[23:22:47] firespeaker org: but out of context it isn't

[23:22:50] LunaCamilla: you don't put sarcasm on the quotes page!

[23:22:58] LunaCamilla: you shit male dumbhead you!

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[link] heard: unknown
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[21:41:53] LunaCamilla: my biscotti tells me that if it makes me happy, to do it at least once

[21:42:08] firespeaker org: that's not always possible

[21:42:18] LunaCamilla: yeah, i was thinking that

[21:42:23] LunaCamilla: i told the biscotti that

[21:42:27] LunaCamilla: but it wouldn't listen

[21:42:32] LunaCamilla: so i ate it

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[link] heard: unknown
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"Real Linux users don't use directories!"

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"I've been reading about all these crazy Jewish cultures which may or may not have to do with my research project."

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"Let me revel in my funniness for a few minutes before telling me I'm delusional."

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[link] heard: unknown
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LunaCamilla: oh good. i love how all i have to do is bitch at you, and my demands are met. that's lovely.

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"I can't read your mind yet—I'm still working on it."

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"Not only does it suck, but it sucks in a foreign language."

[comment] [rate] 2/5


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"Writing like a lousy heavy metal song is so easy."

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"I'm sticking with FOX News—I like getting upset."

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"I'm against beating children, but if my kids ever call french fries freedom fries, I'm going to seriously beat them."

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"Hey guys, this just in on the Wouldn't've happened under Gore channel: . . . ."

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"'Shoelock, shoelock' -- when me and my friends used to pretend we were black and we didn't know any of the slang, we used to make up our own."

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(20:58:11) LunaCamilla: with friends like you and alex, who needs enemies?

(20:58:31) [me]: that's getting quote-listed

(20:59:00) LunaCamilla: good. it's about time the world realized what i'm dealing with.

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[link] heard: unknown
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"Uh, just place it on the floor. ...Right side up. Yeah, I know I have to be pretty specific when I'm talking to you."

making sure I didn't lunge an "empty" soda bottle towards the recycling bin
common-sense, sarcasm
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[link] heard: unknown
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(17:40:09) Qatharsis: What's with that dark-on-black text style? It's a major rectal dolence!

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"Pin it all on me. I'm so influential."

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[11:49:53] LunaCamilla: you piece of shit male you

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[11:32:10] LunaCamilla: don't rush me! i'm hurrying!

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[11:30:35] LunaCamilla: bah. everything i say is on the quotes page. you might as well just post most of our conversations. seriously.

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[11:29:54] LunaCamilla: fuck you and the horse you rode in on

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"I didn't know people didn't speak Latin until you all started telling me all the time, and then I was like, 'Whoa, no one speaks Latin anymore! Whoa, it's a dead language! That explains so much!'."

Kathryn has a midlife crisis.
linguistics
[comment] [rate] 1/5




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