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movie: "And a happy new year!"

EJW: "That's not a happy new year. It's a bad one."

"It's just all these narratives that're very ... like, whatever the adjective of ‘Lion King’ would be."

"It's like he's the movie Speed, but a Mongolist."

me: "Do you know ‘Children of a Lesser God’?"

Kris: "Is it a movie about mormons or something?"

Багш: "Дөрөвдөх өдөр IMUд хүн бүр хүхдүүд хайртай гэдэг кино болно: Everybody Loves Babies."

Мөнх-Эрдэнэ: "Яагаад?"

"It's like a James Bond movie: 'A Pure Tone Rings Forever.'"

Jonathan: "A lot of people look like Galen today."

Derek: "Yep: Cartoons. Real people."

"Russians can totally fly while not dead."

Aladnsane: "Zavulon can fly, but he can't."

Jonathan: "Certainly not while dead…"

Aladnsane: "Don't tip this. There's a beverage involved."

Jonathan: "But I like tipping things with beverages involved… like cows."

Jonathan: "Why did the French decide to settle Louisiana? What were they thinking, with the bayous and the prehistorical aligator-looking thingies that eat you?"

Gabe: "Well, the French are frogs, right?"

Jonathan: "Well, they eat frogs."

Derek: "Maybe they were looking for Yoda."

Nic: "Me & Kristin hung out and watched the movie Sideways. So we got to spend time together."

Jonathan: "Mm. … Sideways?"

"On a scale of 1 to movies that didn't need be remade, that's a Lion King 1½."

oberon: [whistles beginning of The Good, The Bad, The Ugly theme]

Jon: [walking away, completes the theme with "wahn wahn wahn"]

Anne: "Doves are anything but holy."

Nicholas: "They poo on our windows."

"American Tongues sounds like a porno."

me: "Well, he played Han Solo well."

oberon: "But it doesn't take much to play Han Solo. All it takes is walking into things. But abstract things, not literal things."

"You keep asking questions—I feel like I'm in the Matrix, you know, and these bullets are flying by me and I'm dodging them."

"George Lucas was a starving artist. Now he's fat."

"Forget that 'all-for-one' shit. I'm a minority of a minority of a minority and no one supports my ass."

"That's quality. It's like a monkey meets Fred Astaire." or "That's quality. It's like a monkey named Fredistan."

"Cheerleaders are dancers who have gone retarded."

"Tongue in cheek—that sounds like such a Meg Ryan and Tom Hanks movie."

"Dreams die hard and you hold them in your hand even long after they turn to dust."

"Good morning [spiderplants?]. Have we photosynthesised our breakfast today?"

"Did you just say 'Robo Williams'?"

"Drug movies are so in right now. It's such a fad."

"How'd we get on the ceiling? Did you pay the gravity bill?"

"And I was like 'Yo, what happened to all my 2-hour movies?'"