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Category: inappropriateness

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most quoted re "inappropriateness": anonymous (12), other (9), Kathryn Harris (6), David Borenstein (5), Jess F (4)

other categories found with "inappropriateness": sex (22), weirdness (8), stupidity (7), freudian (7), sadness (6)



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[link] heard: 18 January 2010
[edit] added: 18 January 2010

(23:37:02) Sarah: Is it bad that I want to take parts of Anne Rice's erotica, copy and paste it into a note on my Facebook, and tag my extremely conservative friends?

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[link] heard: 3 November 2007
[edit] added: 3 November 2007

"And she, like, uses the internet for everything it's meant to be used for—except maybe porn, maybe she doesn't use it for that."

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[link] heard: 20 May 2007
[edit] added: 20 May 2007

(00:43:04) Rianna: i love chatting with my drunk friends, but i had to sleep

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[link] heard: 30 March 2007
[edit] added: 31 March 2007

"I don't like to pee—it's just something I have to do a lot."

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[link] heard: 15 March 2007
[edit] added: 15 March 2007

"It was cool, you know? I got intimate with her voice, or something."

phonetics projects bring you close to your informants..
inappropriateness, sadness, relationships, linguistics, sex, papers, phonetics, gradschool
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[link] heard: 8 March 2007
[edit] added: 8 March 2007

anon1: "Whatever, I don't have a problem with a girl being flirty and hitting me if I say something stupid. It's not like she'd actually beat me."

anon2: "Yeah, you'd just stand up and grab her boob."

anon1: "That's so wrong."

anon2: "Tit for tat."

[comment] [rate] 4/5


[link] heard: 28 February 2007
[edit] added: 28 February 2007

"Okay, look dude: one thigh, two thigh, butt, back."

[comment] [rate] 4/5


[link] heard: 30 October 2006
[edit] added: 30 October 2006

"Father winter is groping my inner thighs."

autumn turns cold...
sex, creepiness, inappropriateness
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[link] heard: 27 October 2006
[edit] added: 27 October 2006

"And now that I don't get stoned anymore, I do my dishes every day!"

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[link] heard: 21 October 2006
[edit] added: 21 October 2006

"Women are like the eternal food source. They make things like beverages, and meats."

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[link] heard: 4 October 2006
[edit] added: 9 October 2006

Derek: "Look, cheerleaders."

Jonathan: "And they're not wearing their uniforms."

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[link] heard: 26 May 2006
[edit] added: 27 May 2006

"Do a little evil, do a little monkey, get down tonight."

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[link] heard: 31 March 2006
[edit] added: 31 March 2006

"I should run a seminar: 'I'm ugly and foul-mouthed and I get laid.'"

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[link] heard: 7 March 2006
[edit] added: 7 March 2006

18:03:03 [anon]: hell, I think I got more action in high school than at brandeis

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[link] heard: 6 August 2005
[edit] added: 6 August 2005

"You call it silly string, I call it semen."

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[link] heard: 5 August 2005
[edit] added: 9 August 2005

"India's got a billion people; there's gotta be a few bad apples."

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[link] heard: 30 July 2005
[edit] added: 31 July 2005

"Spaniards, they are son of the bitch."

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[link] heard: 13 July 2005
[edit] added: 13 July 2005

"I want my genie to come."

Scott, in response to learning that "my genie comes" means "I'm mad" in Kazakh
weirdness, sex, magic, language, kazakh, inappropriateness, anger
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[link] heard: 8 July 2005
[edit] added: 8 July 2005

"It is as if the great snow tiger of suckiness has raped my sister."

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[link] heard: 6 May 2005
[edit] added: 4 July 2005

"Go in the stupid bitch, bitch!"

Josh, talking to Matt's printer and a piece of paper
anger, silliness, computers, inappropriateness
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[link] heard: 17 April 2005
[edit] added: 4 July 2005

"Who wants to play push, fuck, or marry me?"

[comment] [rate] 4/5


[link] heard: 17 April 2005
[edit] added: 4 July 2005

"Laura, no fucking fire."

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[link] heard: 12 April 2005
[edit] added: 12 April 2005

(23:26:57) Ian: so what was that book that fucking chomsky would be more useful than?

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[link] heard: 17 November 2004
[edit] added: 17 November 2004

"You're not the straight man in gay porn!"

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[link] heard: 4 October 2004
[edit] added: 4 October 2004

"Aw man, playing Nintendo games and naming your characters `Cunthead.' That brings me back."

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[link] heard: 30 September 2004
[edit] added: 30 September 2004

"This chocolate gives me female orgasms."

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[link] heard: 13 September 2004
[edit] added: 13 September 2004

"Shut the fuck up, you potty mouth."

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[link] heard: 27 April 2004
[edit] added: 27 April 2004

yolin(24): damn only fuck i talk and i get misunderstood!!

on FICS (a chess server oberon frequents)
language, games, inappropriateness
[comment] [rate] 3/5


[link] heard: 21 March 2004
[edit] added: 22 March 2004

"I think the PeopleSoft backend is pretty good, but the PeopleSoft frontend sucks big donkey cock."

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[link] heard: 7 March 2004
[edit] added: 7 March 2004

(13:46:43) [redacted]: i have so much fucking spanish to do

(13:46:53) [redacted]: where is spanish!? i need to fuck her!

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[link] heard: 10 February 2004
[edit] added: 10 February 2004

"Why do people even sleep with each other? With woman it's like death; it's so scary."

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[link] heard: 8 July 2003
[edit] added: 8 July 2003

(19:58:34) Kathryn: fuck you, i'm lame and fun

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[link] heard: 24 April 2003
[edit] added: 24 April 2003

"Forget that 'all-for-one' shit. I'm a minority of a minority of a minority and no one supports my ass."

Hooper in Chasing Amy
movies, sexuality, inappropriateness
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[link] heard: 13 April 2003
[edit] added: 13 April 2003

"You asshole, you can't put crack in a beverage."

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[link] heard: 11 April 2003
[edit] added: 11 April 2003

"There's bullshit and there's bullshit, okay? Come on. A hummer is a good car."

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[link] heard: 29 March 2003
[edit] added: 30 March 2003

"But I want the experience of pluto shaking his face in my as... wait."

in reference to Disney Mix
ddr, freudian, inappropriateness, scrambling
[comment] [rate] 3.5/5


[link] heard: 29 March 2003
[edit] added: 30 March 2003

"Who wants to do do it all night with me?"

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[link] heard: unknown
[edit] added: unknown

"This is one of the most famous incidents in the—Jesus Christ, fucking communist bastards. Shit."

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[link] heard: unknown
[edit] added: unknown

"Define democracy, and then shove it up Bush's ass—that's what you should do."

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[link] heard: unknown
[edit] added: unknown

"Ow. That was G-d getting back at me for saying 'stupid asshole Christian'."

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[link] heard: unknown
[edit] added: unknown

"What would the trigger happy twin of Jesus do? That would make a good bracelet."

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[link] heard: unknown
[edit] added: unknown

(22:55:13) [sn withheld]: I have to go drive my car back to jizz lot

A friend, refering to J lot (the far-away lot)
inappropriateness
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[link] heard: unknown
[edit] added: unknown

"Cheerleaders are dancers who have gone retarded."

Chorreographer from Bring It On
wisdom, movies, inappropriateness
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[link] heard: unknown
[edit] added: unknown

"Tongue in cheek—that sounds like such a Meg Ryan and Tom Hanks movie."

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[link] heard: unknown
[edit] added: unknown

"What the fuck is wtf?"

[comment] [rate] 5/5


[link] heard: unknown
[edit] added: unknown

"Eating eggs is like eating unborn fetuses—look, you dropped fetus on your lap!"

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[link] heard: unknown
[edit] added: unknown

"Well then you're an ignoramus who has his cloud up his ass--head up your ass and there's a cloud up there!"

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[link] heard: unknown
[edit] added: unknown

"I don't want any balls in my pants."

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[link] heard: unknown
[edit] added: unknown

"Just give it to me orally."

Talking about something completely benign
inappropriateness
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[link] heard: unknown
[edit] added: unknown

"Calm the fuck down!"

[comment] [rate] 4/5


[link] heard: unknown
[edit] added: unknown

[11:45:21] LunaCamilla: like, it's a porn or something like that

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[link] heard: unknown
[edit] added: unknown

"Wait! Don't fuck things up: I'm so anal!"

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[link] heard: unknown
[edit] added: unknown

"Don't fight your own battle; let God fight it! When he does, it's clean, it's [complete?], it's total!"

Pat Francis—apparently a big-time televangelist.
religion, scariness, inappropriateness
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[link] heard: unknown
[edit] added: unknown

"This is phat. I feel like getting jumped."

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[link] heard: unknown
[edit] added: unknown

LunaCamilla: oh good. i love how all i have to do is bitch at you, and my demands are met. that's lovely.

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