(18:31:03) jimregan: well, if you own bagpipes, why *wouldn't* you add pyro?
Interesting things said in my presence
other categories found with "fire": burning (9), bad-ideas (5), badness (4), school (3), food (3)
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 added: 27 June 2013
 added: 20 June 2011
(05:56:07) zfe: Turk dil kurumu
(05:56:22) zfe: the national association for screwing up turkish
(05:56:30) zfe: i can see their building from my window
(05:56:34) zfe: and every day i spend 20-30mins
(05:56:46) zfe: thinking how i could drive a boing 737
(05:56:49) zfe: in their offices
 added: 10 February 2011
"It's like he's the movie Speed, but a Mongolist."
 added: 28 May 2009
me: "What happened to that banana?"
my mother: "They missed with the flame thrower they were using to kill the bugs."
 added: 18 December 2007
Jonathan: "Hey, look, the eternal flame's going. That's good to know."
Lara: "Yeah, that's different."
 added: 29 October 2007
"We have gas and matches. And a device that makes sure we don't create an explosion when we mix the two."
 added: 4 July 2007
Jonathan: "The Cuyahoga River Fire prompted the Clean Water Act of 1969. Wow, that's an important fire."
Gretchen: "Yeah, it's bad when water catches on fire. It's like ‘maybe we should stop letting our kids swim in the river now…’"
Michael: "‘Hey mommy, I float better over here.’"
 added: 7 May 2007
"Well I'm gonna go watch atomic bombs. …Dude, they're pretty—it's too bad they suck."
 added: 31 March 2006
"We'll make you a deal—if there's a lunar eclipse, we'll give you something to eat; if there's not, we eat you."
 added: 4 July 2005
(21:33:01) Laura C: i just set my homework assigment sheet on fire.
(21:33:59) Laura C: I have 3 or 4 pages between me and becoming a junior.
(21:34:26) Laura C: But it's actually a lot of work. So in 5 hours, i should be done. But i can't bring myself to do these STUPID ASSIGMENTS so i set it on fire.
(21:35:46) Laura C: Now i think i'll clean out my fridge
 added: 4 July 2005
"Laura, no fucking fire."
 added: 15 November 2004
Jonathan: "I like how our suite event is, like, Linux."
oberon: "We're all sitting around the TV watching the Linux burn. It's like 5'000 years ago, but with a different word for 'fire'."
Jon: "Next week on shelter-vision, BSD!"
 added: 10 November 2004
(08:34:57) Laura C: I accidently lit my pencil on fire
(08:35:03) Laura C: And now it won't work.
(08:36:52) [me]: what kind of pencil
(08:37:05) Laura C: mechanical.
(08:37:20) Laura C: I wanted to see what happened if you lit the lead on fire.
(08:37:29) Laura C: except i caught the plastic on fire
(08:37:39) Laura C: and the top part kinda melted off.
(08:38:46) Laura C: And the peice of lead is completley covered in melted plastic.
(08:39:13) Laura C: BUT I CAN STILL WRITE WITH IT!
(08:39:33) [me]: I thought you said it didn't work?
(08:39:51) Laura C: Well, the tip of the piece of lead pokes through the plastic
(08:39:57) Laura C: So i can technically still write with it
(08:40:28) Laura C: But it's not like i can reverse the damage i did. When that peice of lead is through, it'll be completley broken.
(08:47:54) Laura C: this is the coolest pencil EVER
(08:48:56) Laura C: It's now more like an abstract art idea of a pencil
(08:50:30) Laura C: It's all twisted and seperated
[Jonathan continues to add quote to quotes page]
(08:50:51) Laura C: DAMNIT, You're making me seem like an insane crazy pyro who always burns shit at 8 in the morning.
(08:52:00) [me]: well...
(08:52:20) Laura C: shhh
 added: 9 November 2004
Peter: "Did you know they sell birthday candles at the C-store?"
Jonathan: "Yeah, I think I saw that."
Peter: "... Wanna light some?"
[Peter fiddles with a box of candles he pulled out of pocket]
 added: 14 September 2003
(01:44:27) оберон: Women are like toasters. You've got to wait for a bit, and then they go ding. And if you keep waiting, you get a fire. And then you get a guy beating you senseless with a chair.