[22:37:24] <selimcan> <firespeaker> need to upgrade my firmware. bbiam
[22:37:34] <selimcan> didn't know firespeaker was a bionic
[22:39:48] <fotonzade> selimcan, they're slowly replacing all americans actually
[22:41:23] <selimcan> ola bilir
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[22:37:24] <selimcan> <firespeaker> need to upgrade my firmware. bbiam
[22:37:34] <selimcan> didn't know firespeaker was a bionic
[22:39:48] <fotonzade> selimcan, they're slowly replacing all americans actually
[22:41:23] <selimcan> ola bilir
basically what i should do is, hang out with her and every time she rolls her eyes about someone, demand to meet that person
"Если человек не понимает слово, это не проблема перевода - это проблема человека."
Багш: "Дөрөвдөх өдөр IMUд хүн бүр хүхдүүд хайртай гэдэг кино болно: Everybody Loves Babies."
Мөнх-Эрдэнэ: "Яагаад?"
(21:43:46) Aaron B: and H&R are like "um, you got peanut butter in my chocolate; NO, you got CHOCOLATE in my peanut butter"
(21:43:51) Aaron B: except they don't like Reese's
(21:44:04) Aaron B: so they're grumpy about it
(21:44:19) Aaron B: basically they're like "phono is a completely arbitrary, abstract computation system; anything else = lame"
...
(21:46:37) Aaron B: lol, sorry
(21:46:50) Aaron B: sometimes i need to anthropomorphize complex theoretical issues
(21:12:04) kesuari: mark twain was awesome
(21:12:08) kesuari: possibly the world's best american
(03:58:15) Aladnsane: John, think for a minute. Average male. Prick. Both in attitude, and in thinking organ.
(03:58:29) [me]: true
(03:58:38) [me]: though most guys I know are half decent at least
(03:59:10) Aladnsane: Most guys you know are selected, remember?
(03:59:18) [me]: ?
(03:59:25) Aladnsane: I don't know any stupid people.
(03:59:31) Aladnsane: This isn't because there aren't any.
(03:59:37) Aladnsane: It's because you /can/ choose your friends.
(16:29:31) kesuari: i learnt the names "asterix" and "obelix" long before i learnt what asterisks and obelisks were, and the common nouns are just weirdarse variants of the characters
(23:17:03) [me]: ROFL
(23:17:08) Aaron B: ?
(23:18:29) [me]: just the way you talk about phonology
(23:18:38) Aaron B: how's that?
(23:18:45) Aaron B: like it's baseball cards?
(23:19:01) [me]: hah, no, like the actually processes are people
(23:19:08) Aaron B: oh, they totally are
(23:19:12) Aaron B: that's how i understand things
(23:19:18) Aaron B: segments are "doods"
(23:19:21) Aaron B: processes are things doods do
(23:19:41) Aaron B: constraints are like guys with whips
(23:19:55) Aaron B: bein' all like "dood, do this or i'll whip you"
(23:20:00) Aaron B: but then higher ranked constraints have bigger whips
(23:20:15) Aaron B: and are like "yeah, i know the dood to my right is going to whip you, but imma whip you harder if you don't satisfy me"
(03:02:05) Sarah: How the fuck do I ignore a woman who now calls me ABBA because she's convinced that TikTak is secretly ABBA?
Jonathan: "In the south, there are these people who stay at Walmart all day and get bored and when you go in they try to socialise with you."
Kimberly: "Wait, aren't those called ‘greeters’?"
"There's something about mountain people and alcohol—you know, they're not strangers."
Tristan: "You should get that [dripping sink] fixed. And when the plumber comes, you should get him to fix the hot tap [in the bathroom] too."
Jonathan: "Yeah, maybe I'll call my landlord."
Tristan: "But he'll probably come and try to fix it himself."
Jonathan: "What gives you that impression?"
Tristan: "Just the over-hereness of this sort of place."
"I don't think they issue ethics approval based on whether it's more ethical than things that're more fun."
(23:37:38) [me]:
(23:36:42) Jade Solitude: I love free software
(23:36:51) Jade Solitude: But I love some propriety software, too
(23:36:51) Jade Solitude: =þ
(23:37:02) Jade Solitude: I love Winamp, for example
(23:38:38) kesuari: hah! people still use winamp. how cute. you should cage him, etc.
(23:27:50) kesuari: (also, it's annoying for people on dialup, because it makes it take much longer to download)
(23:28:00) kesuari: (but that's largely no longer a concern in the west)
(23:28:28) [me]: I'm actually talking to someone who's on dial-up right now
(23:28:53) kesuari: ooh wow, you should cage her and put her in the zoo with that windows friend of yours who uses gaim
"I hate the 4th of July—I'm always afraid someone will burn down my apartment. I have terrible neighbours. Not in my building, but within bottle-rocket distance."
"I have a much harder time being mean to furry cute animals than to other living things."
Annex door creaks
Derek & Jonathan, in unison: "Ghosts!"
Derek: "Truth by concensus!"
"Like, when I smoke in a public place, it's a private public place."
"It was funny when Derek had a question, you could tell—it was like watching a puppy. ‘Got a morphology problem boy?’"
"I'm a fan of the syllable; I believe in the syllable, but some people don't."
"We don't just want you to think that we're software designers with no understanding of theoretical linguistics. Then you wouldn't sit next to us in the coffee shop, and that would be bad."
"It's always unfair to the women! Especially in Central Asia.."
"When you put people in a booth like that, they're desperate to please you. Unless they're a psychology undergrad—then they might be trying to mess with you."
"She was small enough to fit in my backpack, but I don't know if I could've gotten her through customs."
Jonathan: "A lot of people look like Galen today."
Derek: "Yep: Cartoons. Real people."
01:34:57 [Tristan]: there's a windows-user who uses gaim?
01:35:06 [Tristan]: i didn't realise such things existed!
01:35:16 [Tristan]: you should capture him and put him in a zoo!
01:35:53 [Tristan]: or stuff him and put him in a museum!
01:02:01 [Tristan]: (it occurs to me i've probably spent more money on free software than many people have spent on pay-for software)
"If a layman gets confused, I sort of don't care."
15:48:24 [oberon]: The opposite of extreme is extreme
20:23:03 [Laura]: I want a pack of black flesh eating squirrels that i can command to attack people i don't like.
20:23:37 [Laura]: Hungry squirrels. It's better than say, hungry rats, because it's so much more degrading to be killed by a squirrel than a rat.
20:24:09 [Laura]: Wouldn't you love to sic a pack of meat-eating squirrels on your enemies?
"Human bonding rituals often involve a great deal of ... talking, and dancing, and crying."
"I'm so glad I'm not a doctor, because if I was a doctor and had to deal with people with throat issues today, I'd tell them to open their mouths and say `Numa numa yey'."
(03:06:58) Оберон: it's not very flexible, but these are windows users
(03:07:08) Оберон: they can be easily distracted by a ball of twine and a slightly bent stick.
"Within the deep enigmatic craters of the human mindset, exists a belief of an ideal world; inconceivable in reality, an almost intangible paradise is found to be a constantly recurring notion. The previous sentence meant nothing; it is only a structural perception of the implausible."
"They are not interested in many things which are interesting. And that's the American way."