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Category: sickness

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most quoted re "sickness": Jonathan North Washington (8), oberon (5), Derek Gulas (3), anonymous (2), other (2)

other categories found with "sickness": food (8), stupidity (5), bad-ideas (3), russian (3), sleep (3)

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[link] heard: 28 March 2012
[edit] added: 28 March 2012

me: "Yeah, Tolgonay, if I won the lottery and got poisoned, you'd be the first person they investigate."

Andy: "Or they'll just look at the mouldy bread on the table, and be like ‘oh, it was an accident.’"

Ð¢Ð¾Ð»Ð³Ð¾Ð½Ð°Ð¹, Öwgönxüü, Jonathan North Washington

death, accidents, sickness, violence, weirdness, money

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[link] heard: 29 September 2008
[edit] added: 29 September 2008

(23:14:35) Aaron B: i was at the dept from 9-6, had ice cream for dinner, and have been working since, excluding a few minutes when i fell afk (=asleep face-on keyboard)

…

(23:16:10) [me]: ooh though, ice cream

(23:16:18) Aaron B: yeah, i know, right?

(23:16:38) Aaron B: cookie dough

(23:17:05) [me]: I have mint chocolate chip

(23:17:17) Aaron B: but does yours have peanut butter in it?

(23:17:22) Aaron B: mine didn't, until it did

(23:17:28) Aaron B: but then it became better than yours

(23:18:40) [me]: that would make me so sick

(23:18:54) Aaron B: i feel sick right now, but that's the only reason i'm not laying down --

(23:18:59) Aaron B: because if i did, i'd barf

(23:19:07) Aaron B: it's me keep-working mechanism ;)

(23:19:14) Aaron B: (not really, but it sounded too good to pass up that story)

Abe Solomon, Jonathan North Washington

sickness, food, gradschool, sleep, imagination

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[link] heard: 15 April 2007
[edit] added: 15 April 2007

me, holding a can of Mountain Dew: "You know what would probably be good? This and orange juice."

Derek: "I donno man...."

me: "I mean it's green and orange—how can you go wrong with… oh, wait."

Jonathan North Washington, Derek Gulas

food, sickness, bad-ideas, stupidity, caffeine, gradschool

[comment] [rate] 3/5

[link] heard: 8 November 2006
[edit] added: 14 November 2006

"I thought, ‘Wow, another weird side effect of my cold medicine: olfactory hallucinations.’"

professors

Richard isn't sure whether someone's smoking outside or not.

sickness, burning, sentience, imagination

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[link] heard: 24 October 2006
[edit] added: 24 October 2006

Derek: "Amy, you live in a boat."

Amy: "Yes, I do, and I was kept up last night because it was stormy."

Derek: "Oh, that'd be cool! Did you get sea-sick?"

Derek Gulas, other

Derek and Amy, discussing life at sea

weather, coolness, sickness, sleep

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[link] heard: 21 October 2006
[edit] added: 21 October 2006

"Women are like the eternal food source. They make things like beverages, and meats."

anonymous

food, sickness, non-p.c.ness, sexism, death, inappropriateness

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[link] heard: 13 October 2006
[edit] added: 13 October 2006

[Derek feeds squirrel bread]

Jonathan: "Hey, Derek, gonna get tested for rabies?"

Derek: "Yeah, I guess I should—I wouldn't want to infect the squirrels."

Jonathan North Washington, Derek Gulas

quote took place right after this picture of Derek feeding a squirrel bread was taken

food, animals, sickness, cuteness, death, kindness, squirrels

[comment] [rate] 4/5

[link] heard: 13 September 2006
[edit] added: 12 September 2006

00:52:28 [anon]: you should try to watch a portuguese speak ... seriously. old people are impossible to understand because they are all drool-y and then they don't move their mouths, and you can't understand a word... it sounds like muttering; just a wall of sound

anonymous

stupidity, language, linguistics, sickness

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[link] heard: 7 June 2006
[edit] added: 7 June 2006

(20:41:33) [Rianna]: uhh...what version of the windows virus are you runinng?

(20:42:01) [Laura]: The latest version of AVG.

Rianna, other

Laura misconstrues sarcasm

sarcasm, computers, linux, sadness, sickness, stupidity, misunderstandings, not-heard-myself

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[link] heard: 8 November 2004
[edit] added: 8 November 2004

(02:56:58) Оберон: well, my client suppresses your stylistic choices anyway

(02:57:16) Оберон: So you can type in vomit on vomit with 57 point dingbats for all I care

oberon

computers, sickness, prettiness, scariness, typos, wisdom

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[link] heard: 5 May 2004
[edit] added: 5 May 2004

[oberon eats cheddar goldfish with chocolate frosting (with real butter)]

"This is making me sick."

oberon

he doesn't say...

food, stupidity, chocolate, sickness, bad-ideas

[comment] [rate] 4/5

[link] heard: 27 February 2004
[edit] added: 28 February 2004

"Yo ho ho and a bottle of peppermint schnapps."

Amanda Wright

brandeis, sickness, profoundness, food, randomness, alcohol

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[link] heard: 16 December 2003
[edit] added: 17 December 2003

Jonathan: "That peppermint ice cream would probably be good with some of those mint hershey's kisses melted and dribbled on top."

Hannah: "Ugh.. ... Mmmm...."

Jonathan North Washington, Luz

sickness, chocolate, profoundness, contradiction, food, bad-ideas

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[link] heard: 18 September 2003
[edit] added: 18 September 2003

(02:48:11) [me]: the song "ty poterjal" is great. "ty poterjal moi ruki i guby. ty poterjal potomu chto ty glupy"

(02:48:31) оберон(l): you lost my arms and something

(02:48:37) оберон(l): you lost because you're dumb

(02:49:14) [me]: my hands and my lips

(02:49:21) оберон(l): ah

(02:49:32) оберон(l): yes, the two most important parts of a woman *snicker*

(02:49:36) [me]: rofl

(02:49:53) оберон(l): seriously; who comes up with that crap?

(02:50:25) оберон(l): "Oh, but should I live to see another sunrise, even as the sun does bow before your splendor, I would be no richer, for I have bathed in the light of your beauty"

(02:50:28) оберон(l): yadda yadda yadda

(02:50:31) оберон(l): it really does sound like that

(02:50:50) оберон(l): seriously, that's not love

(02:51:00) оберон(l): that's "someone put some bitter crap in my coffee and I think I have the flu"

Jonathan North Washington, oberon

sex, music, russian, sickness, love, emoness, artsiness

[comment] [rate] 4/5

[link] heard: 3 September 2003
[edit] added: 4 September 2003

Jonathan: "That was an appropriate response. We said 'Russian' and he said 'ew' and moved his finger away lest it become contaminated."

oberon: "Yeah, wouldn't want it to become genitive."

Jonathan North Washington, oberon

russian, linguistics, sickness