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Kathryn Harris
I originally met Kathryn through Mark and we've since become good friends. I tell her things about stuff and she me, and we help solve each other's problems. In addition, she's a classics junkie. She's currently studying abroad in England.

top categories: weirdness (15), stupidity (15), sarcasm (13), sex (11), hormone-driven (11)

most quoted with: Jonathan North Washington (10), Christian Thalmann (1), Laura Covey (1), Scott Koenig (1)

(BETA) Kathryn Harris's quotes have been rated 6 times, with an average rating of 2.5/5

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[link] heard: 3 December 2003
[edit] added: 3 December 2003

(21:26:44) Kathryn: i meant logically

(21:26:45) [me]: you mean how that has anything to do with the part before?

(21:26:50) Kathryn: yes

(21:27:17) [me]: that can stay ambiguous. There's some context here that makes it a little clearer. You'll see later

(21:27:30) Kathryn: o...k...

(21:28:25) [me]: I'm not on crack; I promise.

(21:28:37) Kathryn: riiight

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[link] heard: 30 November 2003
[edit] added: 30 November 2003

(23:21:37) Kathryn: http://raulesparza.com/images/taboo.html

(23:21:39) Kathryn: he's so hot

(23:21:41) Kathryn: and talented

(23:21:47) Kathryn: i'm going to marry him one day

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[link] heard: 28 November 2003
[edit] added: 28 November 2003

(21:11:53) Kathryn: i think i need to do something about myself. like spray myself with crazy repellent or something

(21:11:58) Kathryn: this is getting out of hand

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[link] heard: 1 November 2003
[edit] added: 1 November 2003

(21:47:35) Kathryn: he's so adorable

(21:47:41) Kathryn: every time i see a picture of him, i want to hug him

(21:47:53) Kathryn: so of course, i downloaded a ton and one is currently my desktop

(21:48:55) Kathryn: you need to see him, he's so adorable. and he's only TWENTY-TWO

(21:49:05) Kathryn: i have to im you a picture

(21:49:07) Kathryn: please?

(21:49:10) Kathryn: i love him

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[link] heard: 31 August 2003
[edit] added: 31 August 2003

(19:41:13) Kathryn: sorry, i'm distracted

(19:41:24) Kathryn: by sean sexysexy biggerstaff

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[link] heard: 30 August 2003
[edit] added: 30 August 2003

[Kathryn is vegan]

Laura: "I should spray some squirt cheese at you. We could fill a watergun with it."

Kathryn: "I'm sorry, I don't think that has any dairy products at all in it."

Jonathan: "You could always melt a block of cheddar and put that in a watergun."

Laura: "But then it would get hard."

Kathryn: "And that would destroy the watergun."

&c.

while eating cheeseless pizza at Cappy's
weirdness, bad-ideas
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[link] heard: 30 August 2003
[edit] added: 30 August 2003

(23:20:31) Kathryn: damn straight

(23:20:46) [me]: yeah, I am

(23:26:05) Kathryn: that was dumber than kwanzaa

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[link] heard: 6 August 2003
[edit] added: 6 August 2003

(00:21:26) Kathryn: .ther'es no latin for homepage, you know

(00:23:02) [me]: I bet someone's standardised some of this stuff actually

(00:23:17) Kathryn: i'm sure they have

(00:23:33) Kathryn: but those words weren't in my dictionary, and i'd rather make stuff up

(00:23:58) Kathryn: it lets me pretend i'm creating something in a subject that's older than God

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[link] heard: 9 July 2003
[edit] added: 9 July 2003

(12:50:43) [me]: hehe, you used Bumblefuck

(12:50:57) Kathryn: shit yeah i used bumblefuck

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[link] heard: 8 July 2003
[edit] added: 8 July 2003

(19:58:34) Kathryn: fuck you, i'm lame and fun

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[link] heard: 10 June 2003
[edit] added: 10 June 2003

(20:09:08) Kathryn: i might not be able to understand it, but i know french when i hear it

(20:09:15) Kathryn: it's like pornography

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[link] heard: 9 June 2003
[edit] added: 9 June 2003

(21:08:34) Kathryn: i do my best to come up with terminology others can only come up with while under the influence of other things

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[link] heard: 5 June 2003
[edit] added: 5 June 2003

(22:38:28) [me]: did you get that song?

(22:38:35) [Kathryn]: yes

(22:39:40) [Kathryn]: shit

(22:39:41) [me]: what do you think?

(22:39:46) [Kathryn]: this is a good song

(22:39:55) [me]: =)

(22:40:33) [Kathryn]: Jesus

(22:40:40) [Kathryn]: you know my taste in men and in music

(22:40:43) [Kathryn]: that's creepy

(and this trend that was identified has been consistent)
sex, weirdness
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[link] heard: 5 June 2003
[edit] added: 5 June 2003

(23:11:40) Kathryn: why does everyone think i have power over everyone else?

(23:11:48) Kathryn: scott thinks i can make you do things

(23:11:55) Kathryn: you think i can make scott do things

(23:12:03) Kathryn: i have no power!

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[link] heard: 4 June 2003
[edit] added: 4 June 2003

(15:26:28) Kathryn: heh, that's so true

(15:26:36) Kathryn: esp. when it's something i said

(15:26:48) Kathryn: like, everything i say is under stupidity or hormones or both

(15:27:02) [me]: that's going up too

(15:27:19) Kathryn: yeah, under stuipdity and hormones

(15:27:24) Kathryn: put it under profoundness!

(15:27:26) Kathryn: i dare you

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[link] heard: 4 June 2003
[edit] added: 4 June 2003

(15:30:57) Kathryn: today's my parents' 25th anniversity

(15:31:05) Kathryn: i probably should maybe be nice or something

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[link] heard: 4 May 2003
[edit] added: 4 May 2003

(13:28:38) Kathryn: well, i'm going to shower so i can reconstruct proto-romance

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"I can't read your mind yet—I'm still working on it."

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LunaCamilla: oh good. i love how all i have to do is bitch at you, and my demands are met. that's lovely.

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"I said 'I think there are other things I'm allergic to that I don't know about.'"

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[17:29:00] LunaCamilla: so i was thinking about it, and looked at what the prog for high school certification entails, and it's like five classes

[17:30:27] LunaCamilla: still six

[17:31:25] LunaCamilla: FOUR

[17:33:37] LunaCamilla: i meant five, tho

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"Wait! Don't fuck things up: I'm so anal!"

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[11:45:21] LunaCamilla: like, it's a porn or something like that

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"*I'll* take two of them."

In reference to the French guys at the bachelor auction
sex
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"Calm the fuck down!"

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"Just give it to me orally."

Talking about something completely benign
inappropriateness
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[21:41:53] LunaCamilla: my biscotti tells me that if it makes me happy, to do it at least once

[21:42:08] firespeaker org: that's not always possible

[21:42:18] LunaCamilla: yeah, i was thinking that

[21:42:23] LunaCamilla: i told the biscotti that

[21:42:27] LunaCamilla: but it wouldn't listen

[21:42:32] LunaCamilla: so i ate it

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[23:22:18] LunaCamilla: now i'm stupid!

[23:22:34] firespeaker org: I should put that on the quotes page

[23:22:40] LunaCamilla: it's SARCASM

[23:22:43] firespeaker org: I know

[23:22:47] firespeaker org: but out of context it isn't

[23:22:50] LunaCamilla: you don't put sarcasm on the quotes page!

[23:22:58] LunaCamilla: you shit male dumbhead you!

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"Ooh, my colouring book. I haven't coloured all semester. Okay, where'd it go? Oh yay, my coloured pencils! I stole this from my little brother. He didn't know it was gone. I stole it from him like three years ago. He still doesn't know it's gone. Wait, longer than that. I finished my last colouring book ... around sophomore year?"

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"Is this grass? Let's pretend it's grass."

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[17:52:39] LunaCamilla: you're so damn weird.

[17:52:48] LunaCamilla: i could write a freaking paper on you, you know that

[17:52:53] firespeaker org: ooh, do it do it!

[17:53:02] LunaCamilla: i think i may this summer

[17:53:15] LunaCamilla: when i've nothign else to do but have my parents yell at me and read

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"I just don't understand what you mean by dense!"

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"Wait, what were we talking about? Oh, yeah, what people talk about."

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[22:36:06] LunaCamilla: ugh i feel sick for some reason. those noodles shouldn't have made me sick! they're asian.

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(20:42:57) LunaCamilla: it's a sad state of affairs when you're single b/c you're not geeky enough

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(02:30:41) Luna Camilla: i'm gonna go to sleep so i don't forget the psych i never learned during the exam tomorrow

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(16:40:37) Luna Camilla: yeah. so i had to see what witticism had sprung from my fingers this time

in reference to the quotes page
irony, quotes
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[18:03:17] firespeaker org: brb

[18:03:21] LunaCamilla: ok.

[18:05:25] firespeaker org: back

[18:05:50] LunaCamilla: oh good. the world had stopped spinning on its axis during those heart-stopping seconds in which you had gone

[18:06:01] LunaCamilla: but now that you are back, the world may resume its normal course

[18:06:11] firespeaker org: yeah

[18:06:22] firespeaker org: what can I say?

[18:06:28] firespeaker org: it always does that

[18:06:45] LunaCamilla: you're just so damn critical to the functioning of reality and the universe

[18:06:49] LunaCamilla: it must get annoying at times

[18:07:00] firespeaker org: no. actually, it's kinda fun

[18:07:08] firespeaker org: I enjoy being omnipotent

[18:07:18] firespeaker org: even if I'm inadvertently so

[18:07:26] LunaCamilla: heh i should hope you're not

[18:07:39] LunaCamilla: i don't want you knowing everything about me! eep!

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[20:48:28] LunaCamilla: it just annoys me that i get more action in other ppl's imaginations than i do in reality

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"No! I watch it for plot too! The writers are good because Benjamin Bratt's on!"

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"I only watch ER because that hot guy's on it. I love Noah Wiley—he's so hot."

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[18:18:48] LunaCamilla: hard core isn't even a verb!

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"I didn't know people didn't speak Latin until you all started telling me all the time, and then I was like, 'Whoa, no one speaks Latin anymore! Whoa, it's a dead language! That explains so much!'."

Kathryn has a midlife crisis.
linguistics
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[11:29:54] LunaCamilla: fuck you and the horse you rode in on

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[11:30:35] LunaCamilla: bah. everything i say is on the quotes page. you might as well just post most of our conversations. seriously.

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[11:32:10] LunaCamilla: don't rush me! i'm hurrying!

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[11:49:53] LunaCamilla: you piece of shit male you

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"Ooh, his name's Dante. That hot."

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"I wanna happy thought. That's not even funny. Haha. Ah, Sean Biggerstaff."

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"Pin it all on me. I'm so influential."

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"Wait, what were we talking about? Oh, yeah, talking."

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[23:19:19] LunaCamilla: oooooh i see

[23:19:24] LunaCamilla: you were comparing three probs

[23:19:50] LunaCamilla: you're saying mine is bigger than hers, and hers is bigger than yours

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[06:31:40] LunaCamilla: i love latin poetry

[06:31:55] LunaCamilla: it makes me so happy. i want to be a roman poet when i grow up, jonathan

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(20:58:11) LunaCamilla: with friends like you and alex, who needs enemies?

(20:58:31) [me]: that's getting quote-listed

(20:59:00) LunaCamilla: good. it's about time the world realized what i'm dealing with.

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