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Jess F
Fellow PHP/MySQL and Spanish/Russian geek and Kathryn's roommate from fall 2002. She also used to show up at DDR meetings a lot and is another of the proud, the few linguistics-track Anthro majors. She's currently studying abroad in Japan.

top categories: freudian (9), sex (8), inappropriateness (4), bad-ideas (3), ddr (2)

most quoted with: Jonathan North Washington (4), Ian Schleifer (1), Matt Sachs (1), Laura Covey (1), professors (1)

(BETA) Jess F's quotes have been rated 2 times, with an average rating of 3.5/5

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[link] heard: 6 September 2006
[edit] added: 6 September 2006

22:05:17 [Jess]: guess what i learned today

22:05:26 [Jonathan]: what?

22:05:36 [Jess]: the difference between competence and performance~!!!

22:05:53 [Jonathan]: so what's the difference?

22:06:29 [Jess]: narrow-minded wanna-be scientist linguists and bullshitty humanitarian science-doesn't-exist anthropologists?

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[link] heard: 15 May 2005
[edit] added: 4 July 2005

(23:37:42) Jess: omg ubuntu is amazing

(23:37:55) Jess: i worship at the shrine of ubuntu

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[link] heard: 17 April 2005
[edit] added: 4 July 2005

"Laura, no fucking fire."

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[link] heard: 12 April 2005
[edit] added: 12 April 2005

(00:05:16) Jess: fucking chomsky would be more useful than this book

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[link] heard: 14 March 2005
[edit] added: 14 March 2005

(06:23:29) Jess: i like anthropology much more for the way it thinks, rather than what it thinks about

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[link] heard: 14 March 2005
[edit] added: 14 March 2005

(05:04:45) Jess: no one's as bad as you

(05:04:58) [me]: yeah, I think I might even hold records

(05:05:13) [me]: one paper due in february turned in the day grades were due in may

(05:05:29) [me]: another final paper turned in early the next semester

(05:06:06) Jess: yep

(05:06:15) Jess: you get the procrastinator award

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[link] heard: 17 January 2005
[edit] added: 17 January 2005

[discussion about birth control in Kazakhstan]

Jess: "Well, there are always used kvas bottles."

Jonathan [hands Jess a glass bottle]: "Here. You know where to put it. Be my guest."

Ian: "Well, if the condom breaks, you'll know right away."

[Whole room cringes in pain.]

Ian: "Mental note: no glass condoms."

Matt: "Well, there goes my version of Cinderella ."

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[link] heard: 6 March 2004
[edit] added: 6 March 2004

Jonathan: "Freckles are good."

Jess: "Yeah, they're like little specks of chocolate."

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[link] heard: 29 March 2003
[edit] added: 30 March 2003

"Who wants to do do it all night with me?"

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[link] heard: 29 March 2003
[edit] added: 30 March 2003

"But I want the experience of pluto shaking his face in my as... wait."

in reference to Disney Mix
ddr, freudian, inappropriateness, scrambling
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"I'm not writing it from a user's standpoint; I'm writing it from an author's standpoint."

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"I don't want any balls in my pants."

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"And I was like 'Yo, what happened to all my 2-hour movies?'"

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"That means Mark can open it on the Shabbat thingy."

Refering to a fridge not having a light bulb.
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"... and sex is your female."

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"Obscene has bad connotations. Sexual is just good."

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