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Vickie F
Plays DDR, speaks Russian, wears cool hats. Uses linux, all-around interesting character.

top categories: sex (12), sadness (9), food (8), weirdness (8), scariness (8)

most quoted with: Jonathan North Washington (15), oberon (9), Nat Budin (9), Matt Sachs (9), Jon Sagotsky (5)

(BETA) Vickie F's quotes have been rated 10 times, with an average rating of 2.9/5


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[link] heard: 29 March 2006
[edit] added: 29 March 2006

21:56:01 [me]: yeah, what's up with that? Freckles and red hair are like signs of evilness or something

21:56:13 [Vickie]: well id love to have red hair

21:56:38 [me]: yeah, but you also don't mind being evil

[comment] [rate] 2/5

[link] heard: 17 May 2005
[edit] added: 4 July 2005

"Yeah, what's up with people who can't take naps? I think it's bisexual people—people who are bisexual can never take naps."

Jonathan talks to / refers to Viktoriya
sexuality, sleep, non-p.c.ness
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[link] heard: 3 April 2005
[edit] added: 3 April 2005

"You see, cats are a lot more resourceful than plants."

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[link] heard: 27 March 2005
[edit] added: 27 March 2005

"This is soo cute. This is like middle school on crack."

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[link] heard: 21 March 2005
[edit] added: 21 March 2005

"Vickie, what has Brandeis taught you? You have Jesus in your livingroom and Hitler in your heart."

Floria Volynskaya in reference to Viktoriya
brandeis, non-p.c.ness, religion
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[link] heard: 20 March 2005
[edit] added: 20 March 2005

Vickie: "I'm a year older than Matt."

Matt: "No you're not, because if you were, we wouldn't both be 21 right now."

Vickie: "Fine, I'm 9 months older than you."

Nat: "That's enough time to make a baby."

Vickie: "Yeah, I could be your mother."

everyone else in room confused.

oberon: "Uhm, that's not ... how ... it works."

[comment] [rate] 4/5

[link] heard: 27 February 2005
[edit] added: 27 February 2005

Jonathan: "Чё готовишь? [What're you making?]"

Vickie: "Cauliflower."

Jonathan: "С яйцами? [With eggs?]"

Vickie: "Yep."

Jonathan: "И с флафом?! [And with marshmallow fluff?!]"

Vickie: "Yep. And with paprika and Tony's."

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[link] heard: 23 February 2005
[edit] added: 23 February 2005

Matt: "Well, I'd rather be able to feed you than put jalapeños in it."

Vickie: "Why?"

Matt: "Because I like you more than I like jalapeños."

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[link] heard: 8 February 2005
[edit] added: 8 February 2005

Jonathan: "The founders of modern anthropology and modern linguistics were both secular Jews."

Vickie: "The founder of modern psychology was a secular Jew."

Jon: "The founder of Christianity was a secular Jew."

[comment] [rate] 3/5

[link] heard: 28 January 2005
[edit] added: 28 January 2005

Nat: "Don't you want 50cc of chocolate ice cream?"

Vickie: "Oh! I need to call my mother!"

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[link] heard: 25 January 2005
[edit] added: 25 January 2005

"Crack is rocks, cocaine is powder."

[Vickie pats Matt's head.]

"What?... One's for rich people and one's for poor people. I have to know which one to buy."

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[link] heard: 23 January 2005
[edit] added: 23 January 2005

Nat: "Reciprocical could be a type of popsicle."

Jonathan: "You mean a `recipopsicle'?"

Vickie: "The popsicle that sucks you?!"

Matt: "Well, it would go numb after a while."

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[link] heard: 6 December 2004
[edit] added: 6 December 2004

Vickie: "Well, you vary plus-or-minus five pounds or so every day anyway."

Jon: "Yeah, I mean, I take a shit, and there goes ten pounds... I brush my teeth, and there's another five."

[comment] [rate] 3/5

[link] heard: 6 December 2004
[edit] added: 6 December 2004

Vickie: "To sleep with Vickie."

Jon: "Uhm."

Vickie: "Yeah, you know, like `to bed with me'."

Matt: "I'm not disagreeing with any of the words you've been saying."

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[link] heard: 6 December 2004
[edit] added: 6 December 2004

"Okay, well, none of you are 10-page papers, and none of you are due on Monday. Except possibly Vickie."

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[link] heard: 24 November 2004
[edit] added: 25 November 2004

Jonathan: "Whoa, there's all sorts of junk in there."

Vickie: "Yeah. It's a trash can."

Jonathan: "Well, there's like styrofoam and banana peals."

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[link] heard: 21 November 2004
[edit] added: 21 November 2004

"That's an expensive relationship. He could find a cheaper one. He just doesn't know how to manage his money."

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[link] heard: 19 November 2004
[edit] added: 19 November 2004

"Mostly because I had an overactive imagination. And my little sister was very stupid. Or, you know, little."

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[link] heard: 19 November 2004
[edit] added: 19 November 2004

Vickie: "What country's flag is this?"

Jonathan: "Guess."

Vickie: "Mexico?"

Jonathan: "Uh, no..."

Vickie: "Spain?"

Jonathan: "Noo.."

Vickie: "Africa?"

Jonathan: "Uh, Vickie..?"

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[link] heard: 17 November 2004
[edit] added: 17 November 2004

"Yay! Sexual Harrassment."

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[link] heard: 16 November 2004
[edit] added: 16 November 2004

oberon: "We all have a little bit of 12-year-old girl inside. You're one to talk!"

Vickie: "I beat mine senseless and tie her up and rape her."

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[link] heard: 15 November 2004
[edit] added: 15 November 2004

Vickie: "Your computer stole my hair!"

Matt: "It loves you too."

oberon: "It just wanted something to remember you by."

Matt: "It wants a lock of your hair to use as its favour in a jousting tournament. Oh, by the way, I told you I entered your computer in a jousting tournament, didn't I?"

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[link] heard: 14 November 2004
[edit] added: 14 November 2004

Vickie: "Vickie am hungry."

oberon: "Vickie am go in closet."

oberon shoves Vickie into our pantry
weirdness, orcish, bad-ideas
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[link] heard: 14 November 2004
[edit] added: 14 November 2004

oberon: "It's just funny that you have a picture of your boyfriend framed and labelled 'Kitty'. One of them you leave bowls of cream out for. One of them's a cat."

Ian: "No, one them you put bowls of cream out for; the other one puts bowls of cream out for you."

Ian and oberon, in reference to Viktoriya and Nat
cats, animals, food, sketchiness, sex
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[link] heard: 9 November 2004
[edit] added: 9 November 2004

"Only a Pole would put 'z's where he didn't know what letters go."

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[link] heard: 9 November 2004
[edit] added: 9 November 2004

[giggles] "Pain is funny."

[comment] [rate] 3/5

[link] heard: 31 October 2004
[edit] added: 31 October 2004

"Vicke, whoring out your boyfriend for your own amusement is not a good idea."

oberon, to Vickie, in reference to Nat and Jonathan (don't ask)
bad-ideas, scariness, sexuality, sex
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[link] heard: 16 October 2004
[edit] added: 16 October 2004

Nat: "If you keep speaking French, I'll be forced to hit you."

Jonathan: "What's wrong with French?"

Nat: "French sounds like ass."

Matt: "Nat, I don't know what your ass sounds like."

Nat: "I can show you."

Matt: "If it sounds like French, then okay."

Matt, Nat, and Jonathan, originally directed at Viktoriya, who was speaking French
sex, french, weirdness, language, analogies, violence
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[link] heard: 16 October 2004
[edit] added: 15 October 2004

[in a seductive voice]

"You say you like prime numbers? Well.... I've got something that's only divisible by one.. and itself."

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[link] heard: 12 October 2004
[edit] added: 12 October 2004

Jonathan [referring to an incident that just happened]: "Well, if a weird shape appeared out from behind a wall and meowed at you, you'd be scared too."

Nat: "Yeah. I'm sorry I scared you, Vickie. I was calling you in your native tongue."

Nat and Jonathan, in reference to Viktoriya
language, cats, animals, scariness
[comment] [rate] 2/5

[link] heard: 9 October 2004
[edit] added: 9 October 2004

Jonathan: "Всё. Пошли."

Nat: "I wonder if Vickie understands kick-to-the-shins."

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[link] heard: 5 October 2004
[edit] added: 5 October 2004

"What is this? This is beginning to sound like the student union."

about the vice presidential debates
brandeis, politics, sadness
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[link] heard: 1 October 2004
[edit] added: 2 October 2004

Jon: "Who left the iced tea pitcher with 2 shots in it?"

Vickie: "Wait, you don't measure iced tea in shots."

Nat & Jonathan simultaneously: "Jon measures everything in shots."

[comment] [rate] 3/5

[link] heard: 30 September 2004
[edit] added: 30 September 2004

Vickie: "Yes, you can change positions. Refusing to change your positions just means your pig-headed and stubborn and stupid."

Jonathan: "That makes me sad."

[anon]: "Drink up, Jonathan. That's the leader of the `free world'."

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[link] heard: 29 September 2004
[edit] added: 29 September 2004

oberon: "Well, this could be typical, and they'll have sex, or she'll kick him in the balls and it'll be really funny."

Vickie: "It's Sex and the City, what do you think?"

oberon: "This could be the city part."

[comment] [rate] 5/5

[link] heard: 28 September 2004
[edit] added: 28 September 2004

Jon: "Ooh, we could so make a white Russian."

Jonathan: "With cranberry vodka?"

Vickie: "That would be a gay white Russian. It'd be a rainbow Russian."

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[link] heard: 13 September 2004
[edit] added: 13 September 2004

"Shut the fuck up, you potty mouth."

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[link] heard: 30 April 2004
[edit] added: 30 April 2004

(03:22:16) Виктория: i dunno if testing people on understanding oberon is productive

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[link] heard: 17 February 2004
[edit] added: 17 February 2004

Vickie: "We can make margaritas, but we need a blender"

oberon: "Render? Burritos? Huh?"

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[link] heard: 7 July 2003
[edit] added: 7 July 2003

(22:54:31) [Vickie]: it always annoyed me that the american school system completely ignored studying english the way they study biology

(22:54:45) [Vickie]: dissect the hell out of it

[comment] [rate] 1/5

[link] heard: 6 June 2003
[edit] added: 6 June 2003

(22:42:55) [me]: yeah, vxptj. It's a bunch of sounds together that could almost be russian but not quite

(22:43:01) [Vickie]: oh that means "gurgle" i guess...but not really its the sound of water running over rocks in a stream

Vickie was answering another question it turns out, but still....
language, russian, weirdness, mistranslations
[comment] [rate] 3/5