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most quoted re "sexuality": Jonathan North Washington (13), Niko (5), Matt Sachs (5), other (5), Vickie F (4)

other categories found with "sexuality": sex (12), sadness (9), non-p.c.ness (7), language (6), weirdness (6)



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[link] heard: 7 June 2015
[edit] added: 18 March 2002

Fran: "So I was at the bar at the airport and there was someone on the TV saying that banning same-sex marriage should be up to the states."

me: "Yeah... ☹"

Fran: "And murder legalised by school-district."

me: "Wait, what??"

Fran: "Well, I'm extrapolating."

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[link] heard: 18 April 2014
[edit] added: 18 April 2014

"They're probably from Bumfuck, Idaho, where there's no gay community at all."

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[link] heard: 24 March 2013
[edit] added: 24 March 2013

(23:10:45) jonathan: type: "the use Lubunca"

(23:10:50) jonathan: *typo

Jonathan trying to fix Niko's typos...
typos, irony, turkisms, language
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[link] heard: 11 January 2013
[edit] added: 11 January 2013

"No, no Noğays have ever wanted to sleep with me. To my knowledge."

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[link] heard: 25 September 2012
[edit] added: 25 September 2012

CB: "Niko, are you straight on your paper?"

Niko: "Yeah. But that's the only thing I'm straight on."

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[link] heard: 23 February 2011
[edit] added: 23 February 2011

"I have problems with gender."

apparently talking about French?
french, sexuality, puns
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[link] heard: 31 August 2010
[edit] added: 2 September 2010

"For Indiana, Irkutsk is gay-friendly."

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[link] heard: 23 February 2008
[edit] added: 22 February 2008

"‘Stop hugging strange men and sit down.’ … Oh, that's actually what's happening."

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[link] heard: 14 February 2008
[edit] added: 14 February 2008

(23:10:36) Jóhann: no thong?

(23:10:39) [me]: no

(23:10:54) [me]: but at the bazaar right next to the cards at one place they had a big pile of women's underwear

(23:11:04) [me]: probably including thongs; I didn't check

(23:11:10) Jóhann: im glad you didnt check

(23:11:42) [me]: why?

...

(23:13:44) Jóhann: because thats just perfectly normal for a guy who looks straight with red hair to go through a pile of women's underwear in a middle of an unorderly marketplace in Kyrgryzstan...nothing strange about that

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[link] heard: 13 February 2008
[edit] added: 13 February 2008

(16:32:42) Jóhann: thank you so much for your referal !

(16:32:52) Jóhann: if i was there and gay, id give you a big kiss :D

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[link] heard: 9 January 2008
[edit] added: 9 January 2008

"Most animals that are scared of guys aren't scared of me."

apparently this was funny..?
sexuality, cats, scariness
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[link] heard: 8 December 2007
[edit] added: 7 December 2007

(13:32:30) Brenda: you check, i call him up to pick me up and drive me places and everytime he is happy to come and everytime he gets lost and i have to give up and catch a bus. like, what is the point of relationships? clearly there can be no love bc such cannot exist in the rotted and twisted hearts of men (no offense; it is a gender thing, not a sex thing, which means you're fine bc you are an individual who creates himself outside of societal presssures and definitions)

(13:32:53) Brenda: and men who have 16 hours hangovers and get lost right when you need them have otherwise no point

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[link] heard: 27 November 2007
[edit] added: 27 November 2007

(22:26:59) [me]: the one where the guy didn't know how to take a pciture?

(22:27:16) Amanda: yeah but the one where "the guy" was me

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[link] heard: 23 April 2007
[edit] added: 23 April 2007

Derek: "No, Joyce, what you should be saying is ‘[in effeminite voice] atashi.’"

Meghan: "Is that the female you?"

Derek: "No, that's the Hello Kitty me."

Derek, Meghan, and Joyce in one big misunderstanding
language, misunderstandings, sexuality
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[link] heard: 18 March 2007
[edit] added: 18 March 2007

"But in America, there are lots of—how do you call them?—homosexuals."

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[link] heard: 12 January 2007
[edit] added: 13 January 2007

Meghan: "People used to throw batteries at me because they thought I was gay."

Julia: "And they thought you needed the batteries why?"

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[link] heard: 31 July 2006
[edit] added: 1 September 2006

Doug: "Cause after 2 beers, I'm starting to feel it. I don't get mean; I just get gay and happy—or maybe ‘gay’ isn't the right word."

Shoshana: "No, you definitely do not get gay."

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[link] heard: 14 June 2006
[edit] added: 13 June 2006

02:22:23 [Aaron]: (i need to hear a drunk irishman speak in order to live out my accent fantasy)

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[link] heard: 1 June 2006
[edit] added: 2 June 2006

Jonathan: "You can write s/he."

Jurgen: "And if you add the neuter pronoun, you get a funny sort of word—I'm not going to say it."

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[link] heard: 4 May 2006
[edit] added: 4 May 2006

16:00:34 [aladnsane]: You're in Seattle dude. The fratboys wear pink.

[comment] [rate] 3/5


[link] heard: 1 July 2005
[edit] added: 4 July 2005

Shawn: "He's so gay. He must spend at least 3 hours on his moustache alone in the morning!"

Michaela: "Oh, come on–you know you like girls who do that."

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[link] heard: 17 May 2005
[edit] added: 4 July 2005

"Yeah, what's up with people who can't take naps? I think it's bisexual people—people who are bisexual can never take naps."

Jonathan talks to / refers to Viktoriya
sleep, non-p.c.ness
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[link] heard: 10 February 2005
[edit] added: 11 February 2005

"My laptop's drive is never floppy; it's always hard."

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[link] heard: 18 January 2005
[edit] added: 19 January 2005

"Yeah, there's only one chick in software engineering. Unless you count Kolb."

Jon in reference to Jeremy
sexuality, computers, meanness
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[link] heard: 6 December 2004
[edit] added: 6 December 2004

"Okay, well, none of you are 10-page papers, and none of you are due on Monday. Except possibly Vickie."

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[link] heard: 17 November 2004
[edit] added: 17 November 2004

"You're not the straight man in gay porn!"

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[link] heard: 6 November 2004
[edit] added: 6 November 2004

"My uncle... Well, actually my aunt."

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[link] heard: 3 November 2004
[edit] added: 3 November 2004

"I'd sleep with President Bush for money. It'd create a huge scandal."

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[link] heard: 3 November 2004
[edit] added: 3 November 2004

"I think I'm addicted to violence like you're addicted to gay porn."

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[link] heard: 31 October 2004
[edit] added: 31 October 2004

"Vicke, whoring out your boyfriend for your own amusement is not a good idea."

oberon, to Vickie, in reference to Nat and Jonathan (don't ask)
scariness, sexuality, sex
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[link] heard: 30 September 2004
[edit] added: 30 September 2004

"This chocolate gives me female orgasms."

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[link] heard: 28 September 2004
[edit] added: 28 September 2004

Jon: "Ooh, we could so make a white Russian."

Jonathan: "With cranberry vodka?"

Vickie: "That would be a gay white Russian. It'd be a rainbow Russian."

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[link] heard: 19 March 2004
[edit] added: 19 March 2004

Matt: "People who dislike homosexuals should support gay marriage because everyone knows after you get married, you stop having sex."

Jonathan: "How do you know that?"

Matt: ...

oberon: "Well, we do know your birthday."

Matt: "I do have younger brothers, though."

Ian: "Are your brothers married?"

Matt: "I have two younger brothers and two cats. You do the math."

oberon: "That leaves three days of the week."

[comment] [rate] 3/5


[link] heard: 25 February 2004
[edit] added: 25 February 2004

(06:12:40) Оберон: If a woman walked up to you tomorrow and said "I bet you have a wonderful snapple, and I'm absolutely not asexual -- how about you come back to my place and do me?" would you assume she wanted to know the way to Usdan?

(06:12:51) [me]: I might...

oberon, in reference to Jonathan's obliviousness
sexuality, obliviousness, sadness, brandeis, food
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[link] heard: 12 February 2004
[edit] added: 12 February 2004

"There are certain parts of my body I can't balance a book on."

uhm, yeah....
bad-ideas, sexuality
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[link] heard: 12 January 2004
[edit] added: 12 January 2004

Aaron: "You know, I just realised that 'shermanate' can be present tense and past tense, you know, like 'Sherman' . . . 'ate'."

Laura: "You're the queen of the retarded."

Aaron [falsetto voice]: "Why thank you."

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[link] heard: 18 October 2003
[edit] added: 20 October 2003

"Have you seen that guy—Matt Sachs? He's such a stud!"

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[link] heard: 30 August 2003
[edit] added: 30 August 2003

(23:20:31) Kathryn: damn straight

(23:20:46) [me]: yeah, I am

(23:26:05) Kathryn: that was dumber than kwanzaa

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[link] heard: 24 April 2003
[edit] added: 24 April 2003

"Forget that 'all-for-one' shit. I'm a minority of a minority of a minority and no one supports my ass."

Hooper in Chasing Amy
movies, sexuality, inappropriateness
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[link] heard: unknown
[edit] added: unknown

"She's like that Justice Brandeis guy come back as a Turkish girl!"

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