"What the fuck is wtf?"
Quotes
Interesting things said in my presence
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other categories found with "inappropriateness": sex (22), weirdness (8), stupidity (7), freudian (7), sadness (6)
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[edit] added: 28 February 2007
"Okay, look dude: one thigh, two thigh, butt, back."
[edit] added: 4 July 2005
"Who wants to play push, fuck, or marry me?"
[edit] added: 8 March 2007
anon1: "Whatever, I don't have a problem with a girl being flirty and hitting me if I say something stupid. It's not like she'd actually beat me."
anon2: "Yeah, you'd just stand up and grab her boob."
anon1: "That's so wrong."
anon2: "Tit for tat."
[edit] added: 30 March 2003
"But I want the experience of pluto shaking his face in my as... wait."
[edit] added: 27 April 2004
yolin(24): damn only fuck i talk and i get misunderstood!!
[edit] added: 3 November 2007
"And she, like, uses the internet for everything it's meant to be used for—except maybe porn, maybe she doesn't use it for that."
[edit] added: 20 May 2007
(00:43:04) Rianna: i love chatting with my drunk friends, but i had to sleep
[edit] added: 31 March 2007
"I don't like to pee—it's just something I have to do a lot."
[edit] added: 15 March 2007
"It was cool, you know? I got intimate with her voice, or something."
[edit] added: 30 October 2006
"Father winter is groping my inner thighs."
[edit] added: 27 October 2006
"And now that I don't get stoned anymore, I do my dishes every day!"
[edit] added: 21 October 2006
"Women are like the eternal food source. They make things like beverages, and meats."
[edit] added: 9 October 2006
Derek: "Look, cheerleaders."
Jonathan: "And they're not wearing their uniforms."
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[edit] added: 27 May 2006
"Do a little evil, do a little monkey, get down tonight."
[edit] added: 9 August 2005
"India's got a billion people; there's gotta be a few bad apples."
[edit] added: 6 August 2005
"You call it silly string, I call it semen."
[edit] added: 31 July 2005
"Spaniards, they are son of the bitch."
[edit] added: 8 July 2005
"It is as if the great snow tiger of suckiness has raped my sister."
[edit] added: 4 July 2005
"Go in the stupid bitch, bitch!"
[edit] added: 4 July 2005
"Laura, no fucking fire."
[edit] added: 17 November 2004
"You're not the straight man in gay porn!"
[edit] added: 4 October 2004
"Aw man, playing Nintendo games and naming your characters `Cunthead.' That brings me back."
[edit] added: 13 September 2004
"Shut the fuck up, you potty mouth."
[edit] added: 22 March 2004
"I think the PeopleSoft backend is pretty good, but the PeopleSoft frontend sucks big donkey cock."
[edit] added: 10 February 2004
"Why do people even sleep with each other? With woman it's like death; it's so scary."
[edit] added: 8 July 2003
(19:58:34) Kathryn: fuck you, i'm lame and fun
[edit] added: 24 April 2003
"Forget that 'all-for-one' shit. I'm a minority of a minority of a minority and no one supports my ass."
[edit] added: 13 April 2003
"You asshole, you can't put crack in a beverage."
[edit] added: 11 April 2003
"There's bullshit and there's bullshit, okay? Come on. A hummer is a good car."
[edit] added: unknown
"This is one of the most famous incidents in the—Jesus Christ, fucking communist bastards. Shit."
[edit] added: 30 March 2003
"Who wants to do do it all night with me?"
[edit] added: unknown
"Define democracy, and then shove it up Bush's ass—that's what you should do."
[edit] added: unknown
"Ow. That was G-d getting back at me for saying 'stupid asshole Christian'."
[edit] added: unknown
"What would the trigger happy twin of Jesus do? That would make a good bracelet."
[edit] added: unknown
(22:55:13) [sn withheld]: I have to go drive my car back to jizz lot
[edit] added: unknown
"Cheerleaders are dancers who have gone retarded."
[edit] added: unknown
"Tongue in cheek—that sounds like such a Meg Ryan and Tom Hanks movie."
[edit] added: unknown
"Eating eggs is like eating unborn fetuses—look, you dropped fetus on your lap!"
[edit] added: unknown
"Well then you're an ignoramus who has his cloud up his ass--head up your ass and there's a cloud up there!"
[edit] added: unknown
"I don't want any balls in my pants."
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[11:45:21] LunaCamilla: like, it's a porn or something like that
[edit] added: unknown
"Wait! Don't fuck things up: I'm so anal!"
[edit] added: unknown
"Don't fight your own battle; let God fight it! When he does, it's clean, it's [complete?], it's total!"
[edit] added: unknown
"This is phat. I feel like getting jumped."
[edit] added: unknown
LunaCamilla: oh good. i love how all i have to do is bitch at you, and my demands are met. that's lovely.
[edit] added: 12 April 2005
(23:26:57) Ian: so what was that book that fucking chomsky would be more useful than?
[edit] added: 31 March 2006
"I should run a seminar: 'I'm ugly and foul-mouthed and I get laid.'"
[edit] added: 7 March 2006
18:03:03 [anon]: hell, I think I got more action in high school than at brandeis
[edit] added: 30 September 2004
"This chocolate gives me female orgasms."
[edit] added: 18 January 2010
(23:37:02) Sarah: Is it bad that I want to take parts of Anne Rice's erotica, copy and paste it into a note on my Facebook, and tag my extremely conservative friends?
[edit] added: 13 July 2005
"I want my genie to come."
[edit] added: 12 November 2012
[edit] added: 7 March 2004
(13:46:43) [redacted]: i have so much fucking spanish to do
(13:46:53) [redacted]: where is spanish!? i need to fuck her!