"I'm Turkish; I can eat as many fortune cookies and get as many fortunes as I want."
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immediately after opening his third fortune cookie in 5 minutes (the first fortune he ate with the cookie claiming that's how they're eaten in China, (and then Turkey when we told him no), and the second fell out of the cookie when he dropped it on the floor. The third came out fine.)stupidity, food, turkisms