oberon: "Well, this could be typical, and they'll have sex, or she'll kick him in the balls and it'll be really funny."
Vickie: "It's Sex and the City, what do you think?"
oberon: "This could be the city part."
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oberon: "Well, this could be typical, and they'll have sex, or she'll kick him in the balls and it'll be really funny."
Vickie: "It's Sex and the City, what do you think?"
oberon: "This could be the city part."
me: yeah. I'ma work on my thesis 'til then I guess. gaah
Michael: yes. i told don the other day that i stopped pronouncing it as "thesis" .. or at least in the way suggested by spelling and my prior knowledge of the word
instead i just replace it with a random expletive
anyway. back to the $*
16:02:46 devnullpenguin: they really shoulda called it phonology phest tho
17:15:51 [Rianna]: even when i walk down the street, sometime 'ye olde inner monologue' becomes 'ye olde outer monologue'
(04:10:01) [me]: you mind/want your name cited?
(04:10:23) [me]: (by default, I'll say "Examples from personal communication with Christian Thalmann, 19 April, 2005.")
(04:11:17) Qatharsis: Cool. :)
(04:12:05) Qatharsis: Though "Christian 'm4st0r of teh univers' Thalmann" would be more proper. ;)
(22:22:26) VerdanTForesT: ok, time for some histizzorical linguistissizin'
my father: "Wait, why's it that much cheaper?"
employee at undisclosed fast-foodery: "I gave you the senior discount. ...Not sayin' there're any seniors around here—I just hooked y'all up."
"I wish I knew more places that had less of an element of sketch."
"This guy could kick your ass—he's a muscle-bound semanticist."
me [01:31]: check check check check it out
me [01:31]: find out what what what it's all about
Aaron B [01:32]: if you never do that again, it would be ok
me [01:32]: okay, I promise
me [01:32]: we coo now?
Aaron B [01:33]: yeah
me [01:33]: dat be chill mah homester
Aaron B [01:33]: uh
Aaron B [01:33]: we not chill no more
girl: "I'm gonna go downtown."
Shawn: "What's that, some kind of slang?"
"Crack is rocks, cocaine is powder."
[Vickie pats Matt's head.]
"What?... One's for rich people and one's for poor people. I have to know which one to buy."
Jonathan: "This sound card should work right and shouldn't."
Matt: "That's because everyone and his mom has messed with it."
Jonathan: "Yeah, you and Nat."
Matt: "Well, I'm everyone and Nat's his mother."
"And it looks and says 'All my bretheren are still compressed.'"
oberon: " ... What language is that?"
me: "Russian..?"
oberon: "That's some echoy-ass Russian."
"You don't mess with the boop."
"Yeah, I tried Matzah once. Someone said it was like couscous and I was like 'I'm down with couscous' and I tried it and was like 'Where's the flavour at?'"
(22:55:13) [sn withheld]: I have to go drive my car back to jizz lot
"'Shoelock, shoelock' -- when me and my friends used to pretend we were black and we didn't know any of the slang, we used to make up our own."
"Where I live? Not in England! ... It's cause they give you a choice, where you live, and they showed a map of England."
"If Jehuda Reinhartz called, I'd be like 'Yo, what up Yehoo? I'm good--You good? Yeah, I'm good, we're all good.'"
"This is phat. I feel like getting jumped."
"And I was like 'Yo, what happened to all my 2-hour movies?'"
"Hold on, we need to change the equaliser for this one. I think I even have a preset for this one, yeap, called 'Max up DAT bass.'"
"Blast some MC Solaar up in here or something."
"Where's the rice at? No, the good rice, this is the rice with rocks in it."
(19:07:00) kesuari: apparently we don't have extradition treaties with canada or new zealand! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Extradition_law_in_Australia
(19:08:59) kesuari: how can we not with new zealand? they're like our buddies!
(19:09:11) kesuari: maybe we have some other architecture for dealing with extradition between them and us
(19:09:46) kesuari: like we're so happy to extradite that no-one bothers with a treaty, we just say "yo" and they say "have fun"
(15:15:10) Өвгөнхүү: it'll b jank, but desperate times call for duct tape snakes