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[link] heard: 14 September 2003
[edit] added: 14 September 2003

(01:44:27) оберон: Women are like toasters. You've got to wait for a bit, and then they go ding. And if you keep waiting, you get a fire. And then you get a guy beating you senseless with a chair.

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