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"American Tongues sounds like a porno."

"Human bonding rituals often involve a great deal of ... talking, and dancing, and crying."

"It's like a little thing in the breakfast nook that's in their way and blares at them at newstime."

"I'm so glad I'm not a doctor, because if I was a doctor and had to deal with people with throat issues today, I'd tell them to open their mouths and say `Numa numa yey'."

Nat: "Yeah, Hood chocolate milk is good..."

Jon: "Chocolate cheese is not."

"You see, we're edumacatifying you."

Matt: "Wait, how does nudity get rid of variables?"

oberon: "Because clothes are variable—everyone's always wearing different things."

"How did you spell 'Hannukah' when you said it?"