"Yeah, what's up with people who can't take naps? I think it's bisexual people—people who are bisexual can never take naps."
Quotes
Interesting things said in my presence
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(23:37:42) Jess: omg ubuntu is amazing
(23:37:55) Jess: i worship at the shrine of ubuntu
[edit] added: 4 July 2005
"Worf, you're a Klingon. What's a little genocide in the name of self defense?"
[edit] added: 4 July 2005
(01:30:22) [redacted]: from now on, all adjectives will be in the form [+crack]
[edit] added: 4 July 2005
(21:33:01) Laura C: i just set my homework assigment sheet on fire.
(21:33:59) Laura C: I have 3 or 4 pages between me and becoming a junior.
(21:34:26) Laura C: But it's actually a lot of work. So in 5 hours, i should be done. But i can't bring myself to do these STUPID ASSIGMENTS so i set it on fire.
(21:35:46) Laura C: Now i think i'll clean out my fridge
[edit] added: 4 July 2005
"I conquered a Camry."
[edit] added: 4 July 2005
"Go in the stupid bitch, bitch!"
[edit] added: 4 July 2005
(21:59:14) [me]: isn't it funny, that it's C Store and Java City
[edit] added: 4 July 2005
"Who wants to play push, fuck, or marry me?"
[edit] added: 4 July 2005
"Laura, no fucking fire."