"It is as if the great snow tiger of suckiness has raped my sister."
Quotes
Interesting things said in my presence
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heard: 6 July 2005
[edit] added: 6 July 2005
[comment] [rate] 2/5
[edit] added: 6 July 2005
Aaron B [20:47]: in *america* we don't have an "h"
go to any store
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heard: 4 July 2005
[edit] added: 4 July 2005
[comment] [rate] 2/5
[edit] added: 4 July 2005
Aaron B [01:31]: well, i'm trying to be "le formal" so i don't "le fail" "le class"
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heard: 1 July 2005
[edit] added: 4 July 2005
[comment] [rate] no rating
[edit] added: 4 July 2005
Shawn: "He's so gay. He must spend at least 3 hours on his moustache alone in the morning!"
Michaela: "Oh, come on–you know you like girls who do that."
Michaela, in response to Shawn
alcohol, double-standards, analogies, sex, sexuality, stupidity, non-p.c.ness, swseel
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heard: 1 July 2005
[edit] added: 4 July 2005
[comment] [rate] no rating
[edit] added: 4 July 2005
Kevin: "As far as society is concerned, she's set."
Shawn: "Well, yeah, she's got tits and a vagina."
Kevin: "As do a lot of mammals."
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heard: 1 July 2005
[edit] added: 4 July 2005
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[edit] added: 4 July 2005
"I had a dorky girlfriend once. We had a lot of sex, though–that wasn't so dorky."
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heard: 1 July 2005
[edit] added: 4 July 2005
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[edit] added: 4 July 2005
girl: "I'm gonna go downtown."
Shawn: "What's that, some kind of slang?"
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heard: 1 July 2005
[edit] added: 4 July 2005
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[edit] added: 4 July 2005
"What kind of listen do you guys music to?"
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heard: 28 August 2004
[edit] added: 4 July 2005
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[edit] added: 4 July 2005
"I think they would fall down on their asses laughing if Jay-Z came out in traditional Kazakh garb and started keepin’ it real with his dombra."
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heard: 17 May 2005
[edit] added: 4 July 2005
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[edit] added: 4 July 2005
"I had a girlfriend once who had problems with 'l's and 'r's, but the mail-order bride company said that wasn't going to be a problem."
Matt, in response to Jonathan talking about how a one-time girlfriend of his talked a little funny
sex, relationships, language, sketchiness
