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"You see, that's what's wrong with the U.S.—we don't have rebels in the mountains who shoot at planes and no one wants to deal with."

Vickie: "We can make margaritas, but we need a blender"

oberon: "Render? Burritos? Huh?"

Jonathan: "You can just go around the curb that way."

oberon: "But I like to go the legal way."

Jonathan: "But the Branvan goes that way."

"There are certain parts of my body I can't balance a book on."

"Asian food is like Cajun food, but without the /k/.... Using that fact you can derive the taste of /k/."

Jonathan: "It smells again."

oberon: "Of what?"

Jonathan: "Burning."

oberon: "All I smell's the beef."

"Why do people even sleep with each other? With woman it's like death; it's so scary."