Chef: "I don't even know what to put in these things [Calzones]. What veggies do we have?"
Manager: "Bacon."
Chef: "I don't even know what to put in these things [Calzones]. What veggies do we have?"
Manager: "Bacon."
"My mouth is tingling funny. As long as it doesn't go bang I'm fine."
"I'm saying i ~ ɪ; you're hearing the airhead."
"That's why Aramark doesn't need a hazardous waste disposal license. They can just make things like that."
"I saw much more of her than I wanted to. Her skirt was about 4 inches shorter than, like, 5 inches."
Dan: "...because Becky's ticklish after sex."
Becky: "So are you."
Dan: "Shut up."
"No, Dan. No naked air guitar."
(18:03:18) Qatharsis: Man, you need therapy. ;-)
(04:17:24) Kesuari: o ... kay... i have come to the conclusion that you, sir, are insane, and forget the difference between yourself and the rest of the world :)
"This puzzle is like O(2Where's Waldo)."