(18:45:25) kesuari: i never know how to assess girls
Quotes
Interesting things said in my presence
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[edit] added: 26 March 2008
"Well, it's like a protein bar."
[edit] added: 26 March 2008
"I donno, I think I could think about it for a while, and still not get it."
[edit] added: 26 March 2008
Thatcher: "The funniest quote of the night was:
"Thatcher: ‘Do you want a valium?’
Jonathan: ‘What's that?’
Jonathan: "I have enough quotes of myself under stupidity. Though all my friends seem to think that when I say something that should be under stupidity, I put it under wisdom or profoundness instead."
[edit] added: 26 March 2008
(23:13:38) Colum: that friend of mine kept saying that "they are trying. English isn't their first language!" But you don't try it on your merchandise!
[edit] added: 24 March 2008
me: "What's that called when you express things with sounds?"
Austin: "You mean speaking?"
[edit] added: 19 March 2008
Elmira: "Oops, I think I did something to [i.e., spilled something on] your pants."
Soviet: "That's okay, you're the one who's going to wash them [by hand]."
[edit] added: 19 March 2008
(23:29:36) Michael: wow
(23:29:38) Michael: you're so mean dude
(23:29:59) Michael: if heaven was run by carebears
(23:30:02) Michael: there's no way you'd get in
[edit] added: 19 March 2008
Тралик: "Чай ичесиңби?"
мен: "Уф, жок, болдум."
Тралик: "Давай, паслений стакан."
мен: "Макул. Элүү грам."
[edit] added: 19 March 2008
мен: "Таңга чейин чай иче алам."
Тралик: "Давай спор!"