(12:44:54) [me]: oh crap. I just remembered I had a dream where someone said something funny and I was going to add it to my quotes page, but now I don't remember what it was
Quotes
Interesting things said in my presence
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heard: 4 December 2007
[edit] added: 4 December 2007
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[edit] added: 4 December 2007
"It [the bottle of vodka] is not a microphone. Drink."
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heard: 1 December 2007
[edit] added: 1 December 2007
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[edit] added: 1 December 2007
[a woman cuts ahead in line at store to get a dirty, brown, unappetising-looking root vegetable weighed]
guy at head of line to woman: "Это бесплатно, наверно."
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heard: 1 December 2007
[edit] added: 30 November 2007
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[edit] added: 30 November 2007
(02:48:09) [anon]: if there is one thing turks are good at (or used to be good at) it's incorporating elements into themselves as if they were always there.
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heard: 28 November 2007
[edit] added: 28 November 2007
[comment] [rate] 3/5
[edit] added: 28 November 2007
(16:00) Анара: Ok, come here and не болтай по-кыргызски, а то мой папа тебя из дома выгонит и будешь спать на улице.
Anara invites me to Kazakhstan
patriotism, threats, SSSR, language, russian, kyrgyz, kazakh, multilingualisms, turkic
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heard: 27 November 2007
[edit] added: 27 November 2007
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[edit] added: 27 November 2007
(06:20:41) kesuari: hang it on an article of clothing, hang that on the line near the tree, it'll be gone by tomorrow
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heard: 27 November 2007
[edit] added: 27 November 2007
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[edit] added: 27 November 2007
(22:26:59) [me]: the one where the guy didn't know how to take a pciture?
(22:27:16) Amanda: yeah but the one where "the guy" was me
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heard: 26 November 2007
[edit] added: 26 November 2007
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[edit] added: 26 November 2007
(01:08:08) Sarah: I say that I have a halo and they tell me it doesn't count if it's super-glued on.
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heard: 25 November 2007
[edit] added: 25 November 2007
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[edit] added: 25 November 2007
(15:59:40) Rianna: I sat alone in the dark one night ... I found a preacher who spoke of the light -- he'd show me the way according to him, in return for my personal check. I flipped my channel back to CNN and lit another cigarette.
(16:00:15) Rianna: i dunno, that's most sane thing ever said on a country music station
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heard: 23 November 2007
[edit] added: 25 November 2007
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[edit] added: 25 November 2007
Thatcher: "And her father was the largest contractor in Kenya—"
Colin: "He was huge!"
Thatcher: "Yeah, he was like 400lbs."
Colin: [buffs up, effects burly voice] "Want me to build you a shed!?"
