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"Maybe you should implement the medieval system, where if one of the grad students misbehaves, they whip one of the undergrads."

Jonathan: "Why did the French decide to settle Louisiana? What were they thinking, with the bayous and the prehistorical aligator-looking thingies that eat you?"

Gabe: "Well, the French are frogs, right?"

Jonathan: "Well, they eat frogs."

Derek: "Maybe they were looking for Yoda."

"In Japan, I met people who had made rice makers their personal bitch: they made bread, cookies, brownies, and baked potatoes in a rice maker."

"Is this divided into mes+es or mese+s? This is what grown people spend their time on."

"Positing *o is like positing Ident-Germanic and saying that among Uralic languages, Finnish has it most highly ranked."

"French can be said to be ‘oxytonic.’ Not to be confused with ‘Occitan.’"