Quotes
Interesting things said in my presence
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[edit] added: 9 May 2006
[edit] added: 8 May 2006
[00:59] Ryan: It amuses me to see Jesus fish on cars. I always see sideways vagina.
[edit] added: 7 May 2006
02:34:54 [sn withheld]: Because Mexico is spoken by like 20% of the population of the US as a first language
[edit] added: 5 May 2006
"Russians can totally fly while not dead."
[edit] added: 5 May 2006
Aladnsane: "Zavulon can fly, but he can't."
Jonathan: "Certainly not while dead…"
[edit] added: 5 May 2006
Jonathan: "I think I spilled margarita on my laptop."
Aladnsane: "…Dude, you're licking your laptop!"
Jonathan: "But it's sour. Wait, this could be battery acid. That would be bad."
[edit] added: 5 May 2006
Aladnsane: "Don't tip this. There's a beverage involved."
Jonathan: "But I like tipping things with beverages involved… like cows."
[edit] added: 4 May 2006
"There's another French politician who[se name] has to do with nasalisation!"
[edit] added: 4 May 2006
Avram: "Yeah, it's hard to work on a paper when playing rugby."
Poppy: "Hard to work on a paper a few days after playing rugby too…"
[edit] added: 4 May 2006
Jurgen: "You know, some people say I'm hard—I don't think I'm that hard."
Jonathan: "Well, you're flexible."
classmate: "You're the xantham gum of professors."
Avram: "Flexible, but still with integrity."