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"In French, we'll find out that it underwent two phases of apocope; I had a student once who said, ‘this sounds like the apocalypse.’"

"I got cold, instead of hot. I asked for a little whipped cream—and got a lot."

"This guy could kick your ass—he's a muscle-bound semanticist."

"Please, no more climatology."

"There's really no solution to anything."

"Who could judge whether this is right or wrong in… not well known languages?—let's put it that way."

"There's some sort of weird issue between the Papuan part and the New Guinea part—you know, local geopolitical stuff."

I'll spare you my escapades of sleep-deprived monitor/keyboard plugging-in (let's just say it was like Who's On First), but:

"This tastes like melted lollipops."

"This Birthright haggadah has less hebrew and songs, and more ‘Come to Israel.’"