"So Mohammed said to the mountain, 'Rabbi Akiva—Oh wait, let me get my glasses…'"
Quotes
Interesting things said in my presence
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heard: 31 March 2006
[edit] added: 31 March 2006
[comment] [rate] 4/5
[edit] added: 31 March 2006
"We'll make you a deal—if there's a lunar eclipse, we'll give you something to eat; if there's not, we eat you."
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heard: 31 March 2006
[edit] added: 31 March 2006
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[edit] added: 31 March 2006
"There's only one thing the internet has been consistently good for."
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heard: 31 March 2006
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[edit] added: 31 March 2006
"I should run a seminar: 'I'm ugly and foul-mouthed and I get laid.'"
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heard: 31 March 2006
[edit] added: 31 March 2006
[comment] [rate] 5/5
[edit] added: 31 March 2006
06:23:30 [Laura]: I keep trying to glue the glasses back together, but superglue won't hold them.
06:25:39 [Laura]: i've tried twice, and i'll i've managed to do is glue everything to everything else that i don't want glued.
06:25:48 [Laura]: Like my hand to my mouse. That wasn't fun.
06:26:30 [Laura]: never get super glue on your fingers, and then click on your mouse.
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heard: 29 March 2006
[edit] added: 29 March 2006
[comment] [rate] 2/5
[edit] added: 29 March 2006
21:56:01 [me]: yeah, what's up with that? Freckles and red hair are like signs of evilness or something
21:56:13 [Vickie]: well id love to have red hair
21:56:38 [me]: yeah, but you also don't mind being evil
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heard: 29 March 2006
[edit] added: 29 March 2006
[comment] [rate] 3/5
[edit] added: 29 March 2006
02:35:08 [Tristan]: i hope your health insurance covers your tongue
Tristan learns that Jonathan is taking Georgian
language, badness, medicine, linguistics, phonetics, SSSR
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heard: 27 March 2006
[edit] added: 27 March 2006
[comment] [rate] 4/5
[edit] added: 27 March 2006
Leyzer: "I should drop International Relations and take Georgian."
me: "The Georgian language is like international relations."
Shoshana: "Georgian wine maybe…"
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heard: 25 March 2006
[edit] added: 25 March 2006
[comment] [rate] 4/5
[edit] added: 25 March 2006
04:21:06 [Tristan]: /me wonders how it shows for jon when he deso it
04:21:24 [me]: it just starts with "/me" and looks like a normal message otherways
04:21:38 [me]: (including your weird metathesis typos)
04:21:47 [Tristan]: llo
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heard: 24 March 2006
[edit] added: 24 March 2006
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[edit] added: 24 March 2006
Shoshana: "You know what this sounds like?"
Josh: "Yanni on crack?"
