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"You see, we're edumacatifying you."

Matt: "Wait, how does nudity get rid of variables?"

oberon: "Because clothes are variable—everyone's always wearing different things."

"How did you spell 'Hannukah' when you said it?"

"Are you guys getting me a chancellorship for Hannukah? I want to be chancellor of Germany for Hannukah."

"First they came for the verbs, and I said nothing because verbing weirds language. Then they arrival for the nouns and I speech nothing because I no verbs."

"I think s'more Schnapps is the best idea ever. Do they make that? Graham cracker liquour?"

"I appreciate sound changes—I'm talking about duck lenition!"

Jonathan: "What class is this?"

oberon: "Temporal pain, Pustegofuckhimself."

oberon: [whistles beginning of The Good, The Bad, The Ugly theme]

Jon: [walking away, completes the theme with "wahn wahn wahn"]

"Well, let's just say I'll land my Nina, Pinta, and Santa Maria at her Plymouth Rock."