(05:22:02) Оберон: I've learned to swim with the weasels somewhat
(05:22:19) Оберон: but trying to figure out what women think is attractive is like trying to build a 7 pointed cube
(05:23:03) Оберон: Weasels should have dorsal fins
(05:23:06) Оберон: it would help my analogies
"Cat's cradle is like programming—you just put strings together. Why do you think they call it multi-threaded?"
Anne: "Doves are anything but holy."
Nicholas: "They poo on our windows."
"You see, that's what's wrong with the U.S.—we don't have rebels in the mountains who shoot at planes and no one wants to deal with."
(03:06:58) Оберон: it's not very flexible, but these are windows users
(03:07:08) Оберон: they can be easily distracted by a ball of twine and a slightly bent stick.
Vickie: "We can make margaritas, but we need a blender"
oberon: "Render? Burritos? Huh?"
Jonathan: "You can just go around the curb that way."
oberon: "But I like to go the legal way."
Jonathan: "But the Branvan goes that way."
(03:42:31) Оберон: we can watch it tomorrow
(03:42:33) Оберон: as a break
(03:42:45) [me]: from what?
(03:43:31) Оберон: from whatever ;)
(03:43:32) Оберон: trust me
(15:12:13) Alex: Oh, talking about eating - have you eaten any of your booty yet?
"There are certain parts of my body I can't balance a book on."
