"My family doesn't ever have a ham for Christmas dinner because we're Jewish."
Quotes
Interesting things said in my presence
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heard: 24 October 2011
[edit] added: 24 October 2011
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[edit] added: 24 October 2011
"Wow, their cows look pretty cool. Oh wait, they're yaks."
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heard: 11 October 2011
[edit] added: 11 October 2011
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[edit] added: 11 October 2011
"Wait, what's this a commercial for? It's a waste of paper and it's inconvenient!"
(screen shows "USPS")
"Oh, of course."
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heard: 24 July 2011
[edit] added: 24 July 2011
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[edit] added: 24 July 2011
(18:05:32) zfe: also tomorrow i'm getting on a boat
(18:05:38) zfe: and a turk will be driving
(18:05:43) zfe: which feels extremely wrong
(18:05:56) zfe: like i get invited by spectie and he cooks me spaghetti
(18:06:13) zfe: or i don't know, vietnam invading usa
(18:06:19) zfe: it really looks upside down
(18:06:27) zfe: a turk and an italian on a boat
(18:06:30) zfe: and the turk is driving
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heard: 24 July 2011
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[edit] added: 24 July 2011
(17:24:59) ragib: in fact, I'm bangladeshi
(17:26:53) zfe: are there still tigers there?
(17:34:52) ragib: yes, the royal bengal tiger :D
(17:37:25) zfe: cool
(17:42:24) zfe: can you privately own one
(17:42:28) zfe: in bangladesh?
...
(17:45:47) ragib: zfe, no i guess
(17:46:16) zfe: :(
(17:46:21) zfe: i wanted to be like scarface
(17:46:23) zfe: in bangladesh
(17:46:24) zfe: my villa
(17:46:27) zfe: my tiger
(17:46:27) ragib: oh
(17:46:29) zfe: my cocaine addict wife
(17:46:31) zfe: :(
(17:46:46) firespeaker: zfe: first you have to join the mafia though
(17:46:57) firespeaker: ... *be* the mafia
(17:46:59) ragib: hm
(17:47:18) zfe: "be" is more proper
(17:47:30) firespeaker: I suspect if you were that rich, you probably could own a tiger
(17:47:47) TinoDidriksen: Legally, only if you build a zoo.
(17:47:50) firespeaker: whatever laws exist could be avoided by payments to the right officials
(17:48:01) firespeaker: TinoDidriksen: I'm not talking legally
(17:48:08) firespeaker: TinoDidriksen: this is Bangladesh we're talking about
(17:48:19) TinoDidriksen: True true
(17:48:23) zfe: well, buying a zoo license
(17:48:30) zfe: is not that expensive probably
(17:48:41) firespeaker: zfe: but there would probably be restrictions associated with it
(17:48:46) firespeaker: like letting people in to see your tiger
(17:48:52) zfe: sure
(17:48:58) zfe: but who told you i will keep the tiger in a cage?
(17:49:14) zfe: food for tiger √
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heard: 15 July 2011
[edit] added: 14 July 2011
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[edit] added: 14 July 2011
(02:11:24) Gekz: You are overcomplexifying irrelevance
(02:11:29) Gekz: so this is what linguistics is
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heard: 8 July 2011
[edit] added: 8 July 2011
[edit] added: 8 July 2011
(03:31:47) spectre: i don't like having the negative morpheme in different places
(03:31:56) firespeaker: but this is Turkic
obviousness, kyrgyz, insanity, ethnocentrism, craziness, coolness, confusion, language, linguistics, turkic, paradoxes, programming
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heard: 26 June 2011
[edit] added: 26 June 2011
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[edit] added: 26 June 2011
(04:18:28) [redacted]: I don't give a shit about spellign
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heard: 20 June 2011
[edit] added: 20 June 2011
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[edit] added: 20 June 2011
"It's just all these narratives that're very ... like, whatever the adjective of ‘Lion King’ would be."
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heard: 20 June 2011
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[edit] added: 20 June 2011
(05:56:07) zfe: Turk dil kurumu
(05:56:22) zfe: the national association for screwing up turkish
(05:56:30) zfe: i can see their building from my window
(05:56:34) zfe: and every day i spend 20-30mins
(05:56:46) zfe: thinking how i could drive a boing 737
(05:56:49) zfe: in their offices
