"But I want the experience of pluto shaking his face in my as... wait."
Quotes
Interesting things said in my presence
most quoted with: Jonathan North Washington (4), Ian Schleifer (1), Matt Sachs (1), Laura Covey (1), professors (1)
(BETA) Jess F's quotes have been rated 2 times, with an average rating of 3.5/5
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"And I was like 'Yo, what happened to all my 2-hour movies?'"
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"That means Mark can open it on the Shabbat thingy."
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"... and sex is your female."
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"I'm not writing it from a user's standpoint; I'm writing it from an author's standpoint."
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"Obscene has bad connotations. Sexual is just good."
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"I don't want any balls in my pants."
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heard: 29 March 2003
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"Who wants to do do it all night with me?"
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heard: 6 March 2004
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Jonathan: "Freckles are good."
Jess: "Yeah, they're like little specks of chocolate."
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heard: 14 March 2005
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(06:23:29) Jess: i like anthropology much more for the way it thinks, rather than what it thinks about
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heard: 12 April 2005
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[edit] added: 12 April 2005
(00:05:16) Jess: fucking chomsky would be more useful than this book
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heard: 17 April 2005
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"Laura, no fucking fire."
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heard: 15 May 2005
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(23:37:42) Jess: omg ubuntu is amazing
(23:37:55) Jess: i worship at the shrine of ubuntu
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heard: 17 January 2005
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[edit] added: 17 January 2005
[discussion about birth control in Kazakhstan]
Jess: "Well, there are always used kvas bottles."
Jonathan [hands Jess a glass bottle]: "Here. You know where to put it. Be my guest."
Ian: "Well, if the condom breaks, you'll know right away."
[Whole room cringes in pain.]
Ian: "Mental note: no glass condoms."
Matt: "Well, there goes my version of Cinderella ."
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heard: 6 September 2006
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[edit] added: 6 September 2006
22:05:17 [Jess]: guess what i learned today
22:05:26 [Jonathan]: what?
22:05:36 [Jess]: the difference between competence and performance~!!!
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22:05:53 [Jonathan]: so what's the difference?
22:06:29 [Jess]: narrow-minded wanna-be scientist linguists and bullshitty humanitarian science-doesn't-exist anthropologists?
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heard: 14 March 2005
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[edit] added: 14 March 2005
(05:04:45) Jess: no one's as bad as you
(05:04:58) [me]: yeah, I think I might even hold records
(05:05:13) [me]: one paper due in february turned in the day grades were due in may
(05:05:29) [me]: another final paper turned in early the next semester
(05:06:06) Jess: yep
(05:06:15) Jess: you get the procrastinator award