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(21:26:44) Kathryn: i meant logically
(21:26:45) [me]: you mean how that has anything to do with the part before?
(21:26:50) Kathryn: yes
(21:27:17) [me]: that can stay ambiguous. There's some context here that makes it a little clearer. You'll see later
(21:27:30) Kathryn: o...k...
(21:28:25) [me]: I'm not on crack; I promise.
(21:28:37) Kathryn: riiight
(23:21:37) Kathryn: http://raulesparza.com/images/taboo.html
(23:21:39) Kathryn: he's so hot
(23:21:41) Kathryn: and talented
(23:21:47) Kathryn: i'm going to marry him one day
(21:11:53) Kathryn: i think i need to do something about myself. like spray myself with crazy repellent or something
(21:11:58) Kathryn: this is getting out of hand
(21:47:35) Kathryn: he's so adorable
(21:47:41) Kathryn: every time i see a picture of him, i want to hug him
(21:47:53) Kathryn: so of course, i downloaded a ton and one is currently my desktop
(21:48:55) Kathryn: you need to see him, he's so adorable. and he's only TWENTY-TWO
(21:49:05) Kathryn: i have to im you a picture
(21:49:07) Kathryn: please?
(21:49:10) Kathryn: i love him
(19:41:13) Kathryn: sorry, i'm distracted
(19:41:24) Kathryn: by sean sexysexy biggerstaff
[Kathryn is vegan]
Laura: "I should spray some squirt cheese at you. We could fill a watergun with it."
Kathryn: "I'm sorry, I don't think that has any dairy products at all in it."
Jonathan: "You could always melt a block of cheddar and put that in a watergun."
Laura: "But then it would get hard."
Kathryn: "And that would destroy the watergun."
&c.
(23:20:31) Kathryn: damn straight
(23:20:46) [me]: yeah, I am
(23:26:05) Kathryn: that was dumber than kwanzaa
(00:21:26) Kathryn: .ther'es no latin for homepage, you know
(00:23:02) [me]: I bet someone's standardised some of this stuff actually
(00:23:17) Kathryn: i'm sure they have
(00:23:33) Kathryn: but those words weren't in my dictionary, and i'd rather make stuff up
(00:23:58) Kathryn: it lets me pretend i'm creating something in a subject that's older than God
(12:50:43) [me]: hehe, you used Bumblefuck
(12:50:57) Kathryn: shit yeah i used bumblefuck
(19:58:34) Kathryn: fuck you, i'm lame and fun
(20:09:08) Kathryn: i might not be able to understand it, but i know french when i hear it
(20:09:15) Kathryn: it's like pornography
(21:08:34) Kathryn: i do my best to come up with terminology others can only come up with while under the influence of other things
(22:38:28) [me]: did you get that song?
(22:38:35) [Kathryn]: yes
(22:39:40) [Kathryn]: shit
(22:39:41) [me]: what do you think?
(22:39:46) [Kathryn]: this is a good song
(22:39:55) [me]: =)
(22:40:33) [Kathryn]: Jesus
(22:40:40) [Kathryn]: you know my taste in men and in music
(22:40:43) [Kathryn]: that's creepy
(23:11:40) Kathryn: why does everyone think i have power over everyone else?
(23:11:48) Kathryn: scott thinks i can make you do things
(23:11:55) Kathryn: you think i can make scott do things
(23:12:03) Kathryn: i have no power!
(15:26:28) Kathryn: heh, that's so true
(15:26:36) Kathryn: esp. when it's something i said
(15:26:48) Kathryn: like, everything i say is under stupidity or hormones or both
(15:27:02) [me]: that's going up too
(15:27:19) Kathryn: yeah, under stuipdity and hormones
(15:27:24) Kathryn: put it under profoundness!
(15:27:26) Kathryn: i dare you
(15:30:57) Kathryn: today's my parents' 25th anniversity
(15:31:05) Kathryn: i probably should maybe be nice or something
(13:28:38) Kathryn: well, i'm going to shower so i can reconstruct proto-romance
"I can't read your mind yet—I'm still working on it."
LunaCamilla: oh good. i love how all i have to do is bitch at you, and my demands are met. that's lovely.
"I said 'I think there are other things I'm allergic to that I don't know about.'"
[17:29:00] LunaCamilla: so i was thinking about it, and looked at what the prog for high school certification entails, and it's like five classes
[17:30:27] LunaCamilla: still six
[17:31:25] LunaCamilla: FOUR
[17:33:37] LunaCamilla: i meant five, tho
"Wait! Don't fuck things up: I'm so anal!"
[11:45:21] LunaCamilla: like, it's a porn or something like that
[21:41:53] LunaCamilla: my biscotti tells me that if it makes me happy, to do it at least once
[21:42:08] firespeaker org: that's not always possible
[21:42:18] LunaCamilla: yeah, i was thinking that
[21:42:23] LunaCamilla: i told the biscotti that
[21:42:27] LunaCamilla: but it wouldn't listen
[21:42:32] LunaCamilla: so i ate it
[23:22:18] LunaCamilla: now i'm stupid!
[23:22:34] firespeaker org: I should put that on the quotes page
[23:22:40] LunaCamilla: it's SARCASM
[23:22:43] firespeaker org: I know
[23:22:47] firespeaker org: but out of context it isn't
[23:22:50] LunaCamilla: you don't put sarcasm on the quotes page!
[23:22:58] LunaCamilla: you shit male dumbhead you!
"Ooh, my colouring book. I haven't coloured all semester. Okay, where'd it go? Oh yay, my coloured pencils! I stole this from my little brother. He didn't know it was gone. I stole it from him like three years ago. He still doesn't know it's gone. Wait, longer than that. I finished my last colouring book ... around sophomore year?"
"Is this grass? Let's pretend it's grass."
[17:52:39] LunaCamilla: you're so damn weird.
[17:52:48] LunaCamilla: i could write a freaking paper on you, you know that
[17:52:53] firespeaker org: ooh, do it do it!
[17:53:02] LunaCamilla: i think i may this summer
[17:53:15] LunaCamilla: when i've nothign else to do but have my parents yell at me and read
"I just don't understand what you mean by dense!"
"Wait, what were we talking about? Oh, yeah, what people talk about."
[22:36:06] LunaCamilla: ugh i feel sick for some reason. those noodles shouldn't have made me sick! they're asian.
(20:42:57) LunaCamilla: it's a sad state of affairs when you're single b/c you're not geeky enough
(02:30:41) Luna Camilla: i'm gonna go to sleep so i don't forget the psych i never learned during the exam tomorrow
(16:40:37) Luna Camilla: yeah. so i had to see what witticism had sprung from my fingers this time
[18:03:17] firespeaker org: brb
[18:03:21] LunaCamilla: ok.
[18:05:25] firespeaker org: back
[18:05:50] LunaCamilla: oh good. the world had stopped spinning on its axis during those heart-stopping seconds in which you had gone
[18:06:01] LunaCamilla: but now that you are back, the world may resume its normal course
[18:06:11] firespeaker org: yeah
[18:06:22] firespeaker org: what can I say?
[18:06:28] firespeaker org: it always does that
[18:06:45] LunaCamilla: you're just so damn critical to the functioning of reality and the universe
[18:06:49] LunaCamilla: it must get annoying at times
[18:07:00] firespeaker org: no. actually, it's kinda fun
[18:07:08] firespeaker org: I enjoy being omnipotent
[18:07:18] firespeaker org: even if I'm inadvertently so
[18:07:26] LunaCamilla: heh i should hope you're not
[18:07:39] LunaCamilla: i don't want you knowing everything about me! eep!
[20:48:28] LunaCamilla: it just annoys me that i get more action in other ppl's imaginations than i do in reality
"No! I watch it for plot too! The writers are good because Benjamin Bratt's on!"
"I only watch ER because that hot guy's on it. I love Noah Wiley—he's so hot."
[18:18:48] LunaCamilla: hard core isn't even a verb!
"I didn't know people didn't speak Latin until you all started telling me all the time, and then I was like, 'Whoa, no one speaks Latin anymore! Whoa, it's a dead language! That explains so much!'."
[11:29:54] LunaCamilla: fuck you and the horse you rode in on
[11:30:35] LunaCamilla: bah. everything i say is on the quotes page. you might as well just post most of our conversations. seriously.
[11:32:10] LunaCamilla: don't rush me! i'm hurrying!
[11:49:53] LunaCamilla: you piece of shit male you
"Ooh, his name's Dante. That hot."
"I wanna happy thought. That's not even funny. Haha. Ah, Sean Biggerstaff."
"Pin it all on me. I'm so influential."
"Wait, what were we talking about? Oh, yeah, talking."
[23:19:19] LunaCamilla: oooooh i see
[23:19:24] LunaCamilla: you were comparing three probs
[23:19:50] LunaCamilla: you're saying mine is bigger than hers, and hers is bigger than yours
[06:31:40] LunaCamilla: i love latin poetry
[06:31:55] LunaCamilla: it makes me so happy. i want to be a roman poet when i grow up, jonathan
(20:58:11) LunaCamilla: with friends like you and alex, who needs enemies?
(20:58:31) [me]: that's getting quote-listed
(20:59:00) LunaCamilla: good. it's about time the world realized what i'm dealing with.