Fran: [həvjəgɔʔˈbɪː]
Cashier: "What's [bɪː]?"
Quotes
Interesting things said in my presence
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other categories found with "not-heard-myself": language (4), sadness (3), brandeis (2), food (2), computers (2)
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heard: 13 April 2008
[edit] added: 15 April 2008
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[edit] added: 15 April 2008
Thatcher: "I think it's really great that J said I speak fluent Russian. He doesn't just say stuff like that."
Lara: "Yeah, sometimes you communicate better than we do."
Thatcher: "Yeah, I think you're right."
Lara: "... That's because you speak human."
[link]
heard: 1 November 2007
[edit] added: 1 November 2007
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[edit] added: 1 November 2007
Thatcher: "So what was that half-hour-long toast about?"
Tamunia: "It's about love; it doesn't translate into English."
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heard: 7 June 2006
[edit] added: 7 June 2006
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[edit] added: 7 June 2006
(20:41:33) [Rianna]: uhh...what version of the windows virus are you runinng?
(20:42:01) [Laura]: The latest version of AVG.
Laura misconstrues sarcasm
sarcasm, computers, linux, sadness, sickness, stupidity, misunderstandings, not-heard-myself
[link]
heard: 8 May 2006
[edit] added: 8 May 2006
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[edit] added: 8 May 2006
[00:59] Ryan: It amuses me to see Jesus fish on cars. I always see sideways vagina.
as reportedly told to (and hence reported by) Aladnsane
sadness, freudian, politics, religion, sex, not-heard-myself
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heard: 22 October 2004
[edit] added: 22 October 2004
[comment] [rate] 4/5
[edit] added: 22 October 2004
"You know you're a classics major if you see a door labelled 'Attic Access' and you immediately think 'Dude! A secret portal to Greece!'"
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heard: 4 October 2004
[edit] added: 4 October 2004
[comment] [rate] 5/5
[edit] added: 4 October 2004
"I'm sorry, you can't buy that here, we don't sell those. You'll have to put it back."
cashier at Java City in reference to a bottle of water someone was carrying, as reported by Josh Rachlin
brandeis, food, sadness, stupidity, incompetence, not-heard-myself
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heard: 9 February 2004
[edit] added: 10 February 2004
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[edit] added: 10 February 2004
Chef: "I don't even know what to put in these things [Calzones]. What veggies do we have?"
Manager: "Bacon."
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heard: 22 August 2003
[edit] added: 22 August 2003
[comment] [rate] 3/5
[edit] added: 22 August 2003
Cinga: Ah. Now I get a java.net:UnknownHostException.
Cinga: There seems to be an Exception for every situation.
Rentantilus: it's like the English language!