"I'm sorry, you can't buy that here, we don't sell those. You'll have to put it back."
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[link] heard: 4 October 2004
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 added: 4 October 2004
cashier at Java City in reference to a bottle of water someone was carrying, as reported by Josh Rachlinfood, sadness, stupidity, incompetence, not-heard-myself