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Jonathan you make kazakh people go WOW!

"Father winter is groping my inner thighs."

Jonathan: "That's what weekends are for: taking care of stuff that got out of hand during the week."

Rianna: "Yeah, like sobriety."

Jonathan: "A lot of people look like Galen today."

Derek: "Yep: Cartoons. Real people."

"And now that I don't get stoned anymore, I do my dishes every day!"

"For this speaker, odds are he's never going to reach 500Hz, unless he's getting run over by something."

Derek: "Amy, you live in a boat."

Amy: "Yes, I do, and I was kept up last night because it was stormy."

Derek: "Oh, that'd be cool! Did you get sea-sick?"

"RMS: poor man's absolute value, rich man's decadent absolute value."

"I tried to structure this talk so there's something for everyone, but that means there's also something that'll annoy everyone."

"Women are like the eternal food source. They make things like beverages, and meats."