"Do you want me to stir this with another spoon or a different spoon?"
Quotes
Interesting things said in my presence
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[edit] added: 9 November 2006
"She was small enough to fit in my backpack, but I don't know if I could've gotten her through customs."
[edit] added: 9 November 2006
"Oh, cool! I got a lump on my arm. And it's turning colours."
[edit] added: 7 November 2006
(02:55:01) [me]: and I'm maxing out the network capabilities of my server
(02:55:26) [me]: between me and it is an 802.11g connection, a router, and a 100Mbps connection
(02:56:05) [Tristan]: not bad.
(02:56:14) [Tristan]: between me and it is half the world
[edit] added: 6 November 2006
"You can tell it's cold outside when humans start turning off the lights and watching something hot inside glow."
[edit] added: 5 November 2006
"Sometimes I just want to yell out my window at the drivers."
[edit] added: 5 November 2006
"If I were a buffalo, and I tasted this good, I'd want to be factory farmed."
[edit] added: 1 November 2006
"They're called anti-formants, kinda like matter and anti-matter. Except if they meet, there's no explosion. And you can't make a space ship engine with them. You can't travel at light speed by going 'ananana'."
[edit] added: 1 November 2006
"It's like a James Bond movie: 'A Pure Tone Rings Forever.'"
[edit] added: 30 October 2006
Jonathan you make kazakh people go WOW!