"RMS: poor man's absolute value, rich man's decadent absolute value."
Quotes
Interesting things said in my presence
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[edit] added: 23 October 2006
[edit] added: 23 October 2006
"I tried to structure this talk so there's something for everyone, but that means there's also something that'll annoy everyone."
[edit] added: 21 October 2006
"Women are like the eternal food source. They make things like beverages, and meats."
[edit] added: 17 October 2006
Richard: "They did a spelling reform and got rid of all those extra circonflexes."
Jonathan: "Really? Did it apply to Canadian French?"
Richard: "Nothing applies to Canadian French."
[edit] added: 14 October 2006
"Why is it that the Kazakh flag strikes me as Romulan somehow?"
[edit] added: 14 October 2006
"That's interesting: if you eat spicy food with the back of your mouth, the back part gets burned."
[edit] added: 13 October 2006
Jonathan: "Hey, Derek, gonna get tested for rabies?"
Derek: "Yeah, I guess I should—I wouldn't want to infect the squirrels."
[edit] added: 9 October 2006
[TV blares in another apartment]
Rianna: "Wow, someone's TV is up later than we are."
[me]: "Maybe someone is actually up later than us."
Rianna: "Or maybe someone is up way earlier than us."
[edit] added: 9 October 2006
Derek: "Look, cheerleaders."
Jonathan: "And they're not wearing their uniforms."
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[edit] added: 9 October 2006
"Okay, be careful when you're going to the bathroom, cause we don't want toilet paper falling in the toilet."