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"They're called anti-formants, kinda like matter and anti-matter. Except if they meet, there's no explosion. And you can't make a space ship engine with them. You can't travel at light speed by going 'ananana'."

"It's like a James Bond movie: 'A Pure Tone Rings Forever.'"

Jonathan you make kazakh people go WOW!

"Father winter is groping my inner thighs."

Jonathan: "That's what weekends are for: taking care of stuff that got out of hand during the week."

Rianna: "Yeah, like sobriety."

Jonathan: "A lot of people look like Galen today."

Derek: "Yep: Cartoons. Real people."

"And now that I don't get stoned anymore, I do my dishes every day!"

"For this speaker, odds are he's never going to reach 500Hz, unless he's getting run over by something."

Derek: "Amy, you live in a boat."

Amy: "Yes, I do, and I was kept up last night because it was stormy."

Derek: "Oh, that'd be cool! Did you get sea-sick?"

"RMS: poor man's absolute value, rich man's decadent absolute value."