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"The Danes haven't pronounced all the letters in their language for centuries."

"I don't like that whole ‘let's be shitty to pagan goddesses’ thing."

"I had this wack dream where somehow we acquired a Soviet starship."

"It'd be cool to be a Q. I'd dance in a quasar, man. Totally."

"Bartending in America is just making a lot of blowjobs and sex on the beach for sorority girls. If you don't have standards and you don't have a fear of venereal diseases, then bartending in America can be a good way to get a lot of blowjobs and sex on the beach from sorority girls. However, I have standards and a fear of venereal diseases."

Aladnsane: "You just don't want to quote things you said that aren't flattering [to yourself]."

me: "I … don't … know … what you you're talking about :-P"

"Parks are good for stuff like drinking. …And kissing."

"IHOP serves shit, not breakfast. However, it is becoming increasingly tempting."

"It came up and asked me if I wanted the animated tour or the non-animated tour. ‘Fuck you’ was not an option."