"I think I'm addicted to violence like you're addicted to gay porn."
Quotes
Interesting things said in my presence
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heard: 31 October 2004
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"Vicke, whoring out your boyfriend for your own amusement is not a good idea."
oberon, to Vickie, in reference to Nat and Jonathan (don't ask)
bad-ideas, scariness, sexuality, sex
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heard: 31 October 2004
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[edit] added: 31 October 2004
(05:05:12) Оберон: and don't forget to set your clock back!!!
(05:05:20) [me]: oh yeah. Aaron pointed that out earlier
(05:05:24) [me]: my computer did it automatically
(05:05:26) [me]: my alarm didn't
(05:05:29) Оберон: heh
(05:05:35) Оберон: My computer is my alarm
(05:05:37) Оберон: I win.
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heard: 31 October 2004
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[edit] added: 31 October 2004
(04:34:43) Оберон: Know Thineself
(04:34:57) Оберон: Else Thineself Will Wait Till You're Asleep And Steal Your Wallet.
(04:35:09) [me]: I'm more worried about other things
(04:35:13) [me]: My wallet can bite me
(04:35:21) Оберон: Damn. I'd get a new wallet
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heard: 26 October 2004
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[comment] [rate] 4/5
[edit] added: 26 October 2004
"No, you don't get it. Domino's is bad pizza for the same reason steak is bad pizza."
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heard: 26 October 2004
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[comment] [rate] 3/5
[edit] added: 26 October 2004
"That's what I'm saying! Definitions can't be defined. ... As such."
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heard: 25 October 2004
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[edit] added: 25 October 2004
"This is chocolate and not bugs, right?"
[takes a sniff]
"Yeah, good."
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heard: 24 October 2004
[edit] added: 24 October 2004
[comment] [rate] 3/5
[edit] added: 24 October 2004
"Little do you know. It looks like Maple is watching you use your computer, but she's actually watching you type your root password."
my people page gave everyone quote categories of "cat, cat, cat, cat, cat"; about Maple Fudge
creepiness, animals, cats, computers, programming, quotes
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heard: 23 October 2004
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[edit] added: 23 October 2004
"Isn't that what freshman do? Drink, sleep around, and move in herds?"
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heard: 22 October 2004
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[comment] [rate] 4/5
[edit] added: 22 October 2004
"You know you're a classics major if you see a door labelled 'Attic Access' and you immediately think 'Dude! A secret portal to Greece!'"
