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[link] heard: 28 October 2003
[edit] added: 28 October 2003

"There is a big difference between two and two. I mean two and one. But two and two also."

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[link] heard: 24 October 2003
[edit] added: 24 October 2003

"Today is definitely one of those nineteen-seventy-thursday days. I think I'm going to go to sleep until it's nineteen-seventy-friday."

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[link] heard: 21 October 2003
[edit] added: 21 October 2003

(02:22:15) Mark: what kind of pizza is cheeseless pizza?

(02:22:22) [me]: what Kathryn eats

(02:22:32) [me]: I've had sauceless pizza... it's pretty good I guess

(02:22:48) Mark: yeah i wouldnt want to eat non real pizza

(02:23:28) Mark: Non-real pizza is defined as (pizza)i where i=sqrt(-1), or the (-cheese) factor

after way too much physics homework on Mark's part
homework, food, school, physics, math, gradschool
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[link] heard: 20 October 2003
[edit] added: 20 October 2003

"I could go either way man, and I'm pretty sure if I get cremated I'm going to hell."

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[link] heard: 20 October 2003
[edit] added: 20 October 2003

Cem: "That's what I want to be—a Samurai Sword Craftsman."

Jonathan: "That's an honourable profession."

Cem: "... Fuck that. I wanna be a Samurai. I wonder if they get paid."

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[link] heard: 20 October 2003
[edit] added: 20 October 2003

(01:05:09) Оберон: If the pagans are right and there's a god of language purity I'm so screwed.

(01:05:16) Оберон: Then again...so is everyone but the french.

(01:05:22) Оберон: and probably them too.

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[link] heard: 11 September 2003
[edit] added: 20 October 2003

"Jackendoff. That was the link between drinking and Flash in the Night."

someone at bbr... forget who
ddr, linguistics, brandeis, weirdness
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[link] heard: 18 October 2003
[edit] added: 20 October 2003

"Have you seen that guy—Matt Sachs? He's such a stud!"

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[link] heard: 4 September 2003
[edit] added: 20 October 2003

[anon]: "I don't even look Turkish."

Jonathan: "You look vaguely Turkish and vaguely Armenian."

[anon]: "That's just because I haven't shaved."

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[link] heard: 3 September 2003
[edit] added: 20 October 2003

"Mm. Chicken-fried doughnut."

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