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"Yeah, I tried Matzah once. Someone said it was like couscous and I was like 'I'm down with couscous' and I tried it and was like 'Where's the flavour at?'"

"Dreams die hard and you hold them in your hand even long after they turn to dust."

"What is `innate'? What is `what'?"

David: "If you virus my computer, I'll eat your soul."

Rameez: "How are you going to do that?"

David: "The same way I eat this shit."

"You asshole, you can't put crack in a beverage."

"That's quality. It's like a monkey meets Fred Astaire." or "That's quality. It's like a monkey named Fredistan."

"There's bullshit and there's bullshit, okay? Come on. A hummer is a good car."

"Y'all isn't a useful word; it's a creation of the devi——Wait!"

"What does gizmo mean?"

"You look like the magic pumpkin or whatever, but blue."