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"I don't like subgroups. They're not future-proof."

"If I sing `We all live in a blue submarine', it's not another song."

"Yeah, yeah, whatever this chick says. No, really, I know what you mean."

"This is one of the most famous incidents in the—Jesus Christ, fucking communist bastards. Shit."

"They threw me on the ground and told me to offer up my treasure. That was the scariest moment of my life."

"But I want the experience of pluto shaking his face in my as... wait."

"Who wants to do do it all night with me?"

"You know those circus freak shows where there are people who can fit inside tennis rackets and shit? It'd be cool if you had like a guy who could fit inside a tennis racket dressed up just like Hitler. And then you have a Mussolini tennish racket guy and another one for Emperor Hirohito. And then you have these giants like eight feet tall with four arms each. And they're all dressed up like Churchill, Stalin, and Roosevelt. And they look like Vishnu. So, you know, you have this Hitler Oompaloompa and this Stalin Vishnu."

"That's the white trash thing to do to chocolate."